Psalm 23 [Naija version]

1. The Lord na my shephard, i dey Gidibaaa.

2. E make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi thermacool.
3. E panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness sake of Hin name.
4. Walahi, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people boku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko ? Na so dem dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5. You don prepare Egusi and Pounded yam make I chop. All mai enemies dey look waa waa. You rub me for head wit vaseline intensive lotion. mai cup na River Niger wey
overflow hin bank.
6. True true, betta life and mercy go gum mai back till I quench. And man pikin go tenda for God house from lai lai to lai lai.
GOD ALMIGTHY NA YOU BIKO
AMEN

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Posted: at 17-08-2007 01:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

infact na u biko! how on earth were u able to come up with some thing like that, it is very intresting i must confess and still it goes a long way to tell every body say watin oyebo man go fit do nija man go even do am more better more grace to ur elbow and i endoue u to keep it up and before u know it we are going to have a niaja version of the holy bible keep it burning@@@@@@@@@@@ God's ferihyte

Posted: at 20-08-2007 11:03 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

HI Guy,l love psalm 23.funny   keep ity.femitbam

Posted: at 21-08-2007 08:05 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

u dis guy no go keel person. i pray 4 more4 wisdom 4 u. we will soon ave nigeria bible in pigin

Posted: at 19-08-2008 01:46 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

lol

Posted: at 20-08-2008 12:14 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

nawa for u dguy tru tru u no fit kill me with laf at all.
u no say i laf so tai i even forget say na office i dey. e com even reach say my boss say make i giv am biro i dey giv am mai handset. keep uit up

Posted: at 21-08-2008 10:27 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

na dat i lyk pass

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Posted: at 23-08-2008 03:07 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

Da lord na my sheperd, n na i no go want,
he make me siddon 4 we beta de flow,
he come resttore my soul,
he kom dey lead me 4 kainji dam,
Startt to dey lead me 4 rrighteousness expressway,
Even if i Walk 2ru Afghanistan and Iraq,
I no go fear Terrorists and nuclear weapons,
As he don send hin scaff follow me,
he gimmee banga aand starch make i dey chop,
My enemies come dey look anyanya,
Surely, Goodness +inkuludin' meercy go dey waaka aftter me,
All da 24 hrs of ma life,
and i go dey live for iinsidee mansion,
4 eva and eva.

Posted: at 8-09-2008 10:01 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

LOL! That was good!

Posted: at 17-09-2008 10:08 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

ur kinda joke is very funy
dguy i dont know how to express wetin i get to yan,
to get bible in pigin english 4 naija go hard small, why!
cos, naija go just ready to get different bibles 4 instance
Igbo get there own pigin so hausa and yoruba then to cock am all
warri no go gree bcos na dem get the refined pigin english 4 naija

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Posted: at 3-10-2008 03:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac