Lying competition (Page 3)

Date: 20-10-2009 7:25 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Kingsley
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- xter at 21-10-2009 09:14 PM (14 years ago)
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ok ooh
Posted: at 21-10-2009 09:14 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 21-10-2009 09:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 21-10-2009 09:02 PM
ma i not the most honest man?
ask everybody
Posted: at 21-10-2009 09:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 22-10-2009 01:57 AM (14 years ago)
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everybody in da house am i not the most honest guy here?
Posted: at 22-10-2009 01:57 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- OrlandoIkenna at 22-10-2009 11:19 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
Posted: at 22-10-2009 11:19 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 22-10-2009 12:08 PM (14 years ago)
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honest with low integrity?
Posted: at 22-10-2009 12:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 22-10-2009 02:02 PM (14 years ago)
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u mean uve gat no intergrity at all
Posted: at 22-10-2009 02:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 22-10-2009 02:47 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa ooo
Posted: at 22-10-2009 02:47 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 22-10-2009 03:04 PM (14 years ago)
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.............
Posted: at 22-10-2009 03:04 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 22-10-2009 06:44 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm
Posted: at 22-10-2009 06:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Raybigboy at 24-10-2009 06:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Bomber on 20-10-2009 07:25 PM
A reverend father was passing through a street and saw a group of teenagers of age ranging from 11-15 gathered round a dog and on getting closer, he noticed that they were arguing very seriously. So he approached them to find out what the problem is. He asks them, "The peace of the lord be with you, what is the problem here?"

  "This dog is a runaway junkie and it got itself into this neighborhood, there had been fights on who will take it and to settle it, we agreed that whoever wins a competition will take the dog home." said one of the boys

  "Is that all? What competition is that?" asked the reverend father.

  "We agreed that the greatest lier will take the dog, that's the competition."

 On hearing that, the reverend father was aghast and immediately plunged into an angry and serious sermon against lying, which he concluded by saying, ".............Anyway, I don't even know why you kids should be lying at such a young age, When i was at your age and up till now, I have never lied!!"

The last statement pushed the kids into serious thoughts as all of them got silent thinking about the last statement of the reverend father, Then suddenly, the youngest boy got up and said to the others, "Alright now, Give him the dog."




you are too much guy....supercomedian!
Posted: at 24-10-2009 06:03 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- okhaifo92 at 24-10-2009 06:15 PM (14 years ago)
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nyc one
Posted: at 24-10-2009 06:15 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 24-10-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice 1,,i agree
Posted: at 24-10-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- radark at 24-10-2009 08:18 PM (14 years ago)
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guy you try!
Posted: at 24-10-2009 08:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- favourtee at 24-10-2009 08:39 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one@poster
Posted: at 24-10-2009 08:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 25-10-2009 07:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 24-10-2009 08:39 PM
nice one@poster
i wish you were there and compete.
Posted: at 25-10-2009 07:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 25-10-2009 07:59 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 25-10-2009 07:59 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 26-10-2009 05:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Raybigboy on 24-10-2009 06:03 PM
Quote from: Bomber on 20-10-2009 07:25 PM
A reverend father was passing through a street and saw a group of teenagers of age ranging from 11-15 gathered round a dog and on getting closer, he noticed that they were arguing very seriously. So he approached them to find out what the problem is. He asks them, "The peace of the lord be with you, what is the problem here?"

  "This dog is a runaway junkie and it got itself into this neighborhood, there had been fights on who will take it and to settle it, we agreed that whoever wins a competition will take the dog home." said one of the boys

  "Is that all? What competition is that?" asked the reverend father.

  "We agreed that the greatest lier will take the dog, that's the competition."

 On hearing that, the reverend father was aghast and immediately plunged into an angry and serious sermon against lying, which he concluded by saying, ".............Anyway, I don't even know why you kids should be lying at such a young age, When i was at your age and up till now, I have never lied!!"

The last statement pushed the kids into serious thoughts as all of them got silent thinking about the last statement of the reverend father, Then suddenly, the youngest boy got up and said to the others, "Alright now, Give him the dog."




you are too much guy....supercomedian!

Thanks man
Posted: at 26-10-2009 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 4-04-2010 06:11 AM (14 years ago)
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so nice to dig..
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- KleverC at 4-04-2010 10:40 PM (14 years ago)
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nice
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- prettyjoy at 7-04-2010 10:12 AM (14 years ago)
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realy
Posted: at 7-04-2010 10:12 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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