Mike Tyson Versus World Champion Klitschko!!! Fight to go Down this February

Actor, Author, ex-con, cartoon star, and former heavyweight champion of the world Mike Tyson is getting a comeback title shot next month at the ripe old age of 48.

Current champ Wladimir Kitschko is putting his three title belts on the line to fight the aging Tyson in what will be sure to be a major pay-for-view event for fans, as well as a big payday for both fighters.
“I mean who the hell is Wladimir Kits…Kitsco…kitty cats, anyway?” asked Mike Tyson to a room of reporters trying desperately to stifle their laughs.
”I had to Google it, ’cause I had no idea who this chump champ was. Boxing needs me, ain’t nobody have to Google Mike Tyson. I’ve got the most recognizable face in sports, maybe the world, and that was even before the face tattoo. I still got it. Shit, I’m not even training for this one. Just watch. I’ll knock his ass down in one punch.” Insider reports say that the fight could net Tyson a near $5 million payday, win or lose. “Yeah, you know, I don’t even wanna fight that bad. It’s not that I can’t, I just don’t care. But I do care about that money, baby,” said Tyson. “I need to make it now, and not piss it all away like last time. That cartoon show money isn’t going to come rolling in forever.”
”My man Iron Mike is back, and the world of boxing has suffered in his absence,” said legendary boxing promoter Don King.
“No one cares about boxing anymore, all you hear about is the mixed martial arts. It’s sad when two men hugging each other on a mat is more popular than boxing. That’s why me and Mike have come out of retirement,” Don King continued.
“Don’t listen to Mike when he says it’s for the money – heck, after my 70% off the top he won’t have much left anyway.
“This fight, it’s about pride in the sport. Pride in America. It’s about showing age is just a number and you’re never to old to achieve your dreams. And yeah, okay, it’s about the money too.”

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Posted: at 8-01-2015 12:16 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Tyson still dey fit again ..............Man Go rest pls .............

Posted: at 8-01-2015 12:31 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yeye dey smell

Posted: at 8-01-2015 12:42 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Tyson may be beat to death.....He should ask younger dudes that's face that guy.

He'll get a permanent tattoo (punch scar) on the other side of his face.

Posted: at 8-01-2015 12:51 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

Tyson ke,,,,? dis boy go too beat Tyson ehnnn,,,,Tyson go think say boxing ring get gate wey e go dey find gate to escape

Posted: at 8-01-2015 02:02 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

Trust me, this is only a setup. It is a sport gimmick, trust that man Don king, he is a player because Tyson expired a long time ago. The deal is already sealed with the dude Klitchscho, they will promise him a bigger share of the money this time around for Tyson to beat him so that they can stage a rematch for bigger deals and after having putting his reputation on the line like 2 or 3 times for Tyson, he will reclaim his title. Watch what I said everybody it is going to be like that. Don king is a master manipulator and all these three will be major players in this drama

Posted: at 8-01-2015 03:12 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming

yeye yeye .....

Posted: at 8-01-2015 04:06 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 8-01-2015 05:32 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

Mike u better respect ur old age o! Klitshiko go design ur face with punch

Posted: at 8-01-2015 10:48 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

If Judge Former can fight at his old age Mike Tyson can do better

Posted: at 8-01-2015 11:36 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming