wife so he went to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and
so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way
home.
He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want
you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is
law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous
dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw
me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The funeral director," said his wife.
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