A man and a woman were involved in an accident and their cars got wrecked but fortunately, they got out with minor scratches. The man starts lashing out angrily at the woman, all the time accusing her of drinking while driving. " I don't know why some women are allowed to drive at all, now look at this, all this is caused by your careless driving" The man scowled. "Wow, that wasn't my fault and i dont think we should be fighting now, dont you think there is a reason why we got out without serious injuries, I think God wants us to be friends" The woman replied calmly. "How can I be friends with a careless person such as you. I dont have much to say to you, I've already called the police and they will know what to do about your drinking and driving attitude and they will make you repair my car." "Jeez! boints at a bottle of wine inside the woman's wrecked car."Now look at that, Isn;t that an alcoholic drink" "Oh that, but it hasn't been corked yet, now dont you think that this is another omen that we shouldn't be fighting right now, Imagine the level of wreckage on the cars and yet the bottle of wine is not broken, I think it means that we should be drinking this in celebration to our saved lives"
The man thinks this over for a while and later agreed. The woman uncorks the wine and hands it over to the man who downloaded half the contents of the bottle and hands it back to the woman. she puts the cap back on and hands the bottle back to the man.ut I wasn't drinking?" "how can i believe that" P
"What? Aren't you taking anything?'" The man asked in astonishment. The woman smiles and replies, "No, I think i will wait for the police".
The amount of love a girl has for a boy is for a boy is directly proportional to the amount he spends on her provided the supply remains constant.
Posted: at 3-11-2009 01:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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