Learning to Talk (Page 2)

> Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's office and puts a note on the

> table in

> front of the Doctor. The note says, "I can't talk, please

> help me!"

>

> The doctor thinks for a while and says to Morris, "Put your

> penis on

> the table here."

>

> Morris thinks this is a bit weird, but Cohen is a

> specialist, so does

> as he says. The doctor takes a rubber mallet and hits

> Morris' penis

> with it as hard as he can. The man cries in great

> agony,   AAAAAAAAAAA!"

>

> Then the doctor says, "Good, come again tomorrow and we'll

> learn B!"