Emotion Party

Date: 22-11-2009 10:26 am (15 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 22-11-2009 10:26 AM (15 years ago)
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A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.

A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.

Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.

"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"

The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm f**king dis-custard."

The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."

Posted: at 22-11-2009 10:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 22-11-2009 02:23 PM (15 years ago)
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U no try

Posted: at 22-11-2009 02:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 22-11-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago)
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sure he did try
Posted: at 22-11-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 22-11-2009 04:25 PM (15 years ago)
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but he tried, did he not
Posted: at 22-11-2009 04:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 22-11-2009 05:41 PM (15 years ago)
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dont quarrel you pple
Posted: at 22-11-2009 05:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 22-11-2009 10:02 PM (15 years ago)
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na wetin be this

Posted: at 22-11-2009 10:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 22-11-2009 10:06 PM (15 years ago)
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not funny

Posted: at 22-11-2009 10:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 22-11-2009 10:07 PM (15 years ago)
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I wonder oh

Posted: at 22-11-2009 10:07 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 22-11-2009 10:28 PM (15 years ago)
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where am i supose to laugh
Posted: at 22-11-2009 10:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 22-11-2009 10:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Na wa oh

Posted: at 22-11-2009 10:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- oaksplitter at 22-11-2009 10:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Oh sorry I 4got 2 laugh  Grin
Posted: at 22-11-2009 10:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 22-11-2009 10:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Its no problem Grin

Posted: at 22-11-2009 10:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- NKEMJOU at 23-11-2009 01:17 AM (15 years ago)
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mtchewww
Posted: at 23-11-2009 01:17 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 23-11-2009 09:46 AM (15 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 23-11-2009 09:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 23-11-2009 09:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 22-11-2009 10:28 PM
where am i supose to laugh
Grin Grin Grin
dis-custard, and dis-pear.... now laugh.... Grin
Posted: at 23-11-2009 09:49 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 23-11-2009 09:50 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 23-11-2009 09:49 AM
Quote from: federico on 22-11-2009 10:28 PM
where am i supose to laugh
Grin Grin Grin
dis-custard, and dis-pear.... now laugh.... Grin
not cleared
Posted: at 23-11-2009 09:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 23-11-2009 10:29 AM (15 years ago)
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try d other way round
custard-in-d**k vs pear-in-d**k party
Posted: at 23-11-2009 10:29 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 23-11-2009 10:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 080575 on 23-11-2009 10:29 AM
try d other way round
custard-in-d**k vs pear-in-d**k party
smart d**k.... Grin
Posted: at 23-11-2009 10:31 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- 080575 at 23-11-2009 10:43 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Wink Wink
Posted: at 23-11-2009 10:43 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 23-11-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 080575 on 23-11-2009 10:43 AM
Grin Wink Wink
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-11-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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