Checkout The EXTREME Open Letter To Patience Jonathan From APC (Must Read)

Date: 03-03-2015 5:36 am (9 years ago) | Author: franel
- at 3-03-2015 05:36 AM (9 years ago)
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«§» 3 March 2015


Representatives Of APC and PDP

Dear Patience Faka Jonathan,

How is everything going for you and the rest of the people in Aso Rock?

I write this letter in response to your statement, “We are not conductors so we don’t ask for change”. I just want to tell you that in the real sense of it, bus conductors do not ask for CHANGE. It is usually the passengers who ask for CHANGE.

Your husband, Goodluck Jonathan was chosen as the driver to convey Nigerians to their destination; PDP was appointed the conductor; and the Nigerian masses were and are still the passengers. As passengers, we had paid our bus fares in 2011 using the vote currency and now, we are asking, demanding for CHANGE as we approach our destination, 2015.

Oftentimes, bus conductors do not agree to give the passengers their CHANGE easily (at least not without a fight or exchange of words ). Like the bus conductors we know, PDP does not intend to give us the CHANGE that is due us even when they know this is the right thing to do.

But we the Nigerian Masses (who live without basic amenities; who are unemployed; who do not feel secure at home and in public places; who have been designated as targets for shooting practice etc.) have decided to get our CHANGE from the conductor (PDP and Cabals).

You see the wind of change has so caught with you. This is why even you ought to vote for CHANGE.

Thanks for gathering your things as you prepare to quit Aso Rock back to Otuoke or Okrika, the choice is yours

Yours sincerely,
Lookman Alawaye Esq.
(A LEGITIMATE PASSENGER)


Posted: at 3-03-2015 05:36 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
- kistamba at 3-03-2015 06:31 AM (9 years ago)
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My fear is d reply of Patience to this letter. May God direct her tongue
Posted: at 3-03-2015 06:31 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- papadip at 3-03-2015 06:42 AM (9 years ago)
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Interesting…. Naija-Wahala
That’s cheating…..If there is no change …. Grin
…..then the passengers must and should disembark from the bus …..
…..then the bus will become empty.
No one will patronize the driver and the conductor again....
......they will be at a loss. Grin
Posted: at 3-03-2015 06:42 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HennyB at 3-03-2015 09:32 AM (9 years ago)
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I'm weary to continue the journey sitting inside this very bus. I want my change!
Posted: at 3-03-2015 09:32 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- DRraze at 7-03-2015 09:18 AM (9 years ago)
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DAMN!
Posted: at 7-03-2015 09:18 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osarobo62 at 7-03-2015 04:05 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: kistamba on  3-03-2015 06:31 AM
My fear is d reply of Patience to this letter. May God direct her tongue
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin. amen.
Posted: at 7-03-2015 04:05 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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