Can you cook and wash for your wife? (Page 5)

Date: 26-07-2008 8:28 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Funlayifa Kpe
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- indie at 31-07-2008 11:17 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyin on 31-07-2008 02:48 AM
Quote from: indie on 29-07-2008 06:56 PM
Quote from: onyin on 27-07-2008 07:45 PM
pamper him.tht's nice

yeah, philo, pamper him till u have corns on your palms and he leaves u for a much softer touch!
lol.ah,Indie so u no fit pamper u man.lol

in return for wat? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 31-07-2008 11:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 31-07-2008 11:18 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: darkocean002 on 27-07-2008 04:57 PM
Quote from: vixenx on 27-07-2008 04:03 PM
like??

xtremely busy, ill, or pregnant.

what if she's busy 24/7?

i'll not marry a wife that will be busy 24/7.. what kinda job is that?


Bill Gates assistant....

Oh that, i'll marry her Grin


see how guys change at the sound of and smell of money.... Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

did i say i'll marry her, pls help erase that comment Huh?


 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 31-07-2008 11:18 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- indie at 31-07-2008 11:20 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyin on 31-07-2008 02:54 AM
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Quote from: philomena87 on 29-07-2008 07:06 PM
Quote from: indie on 29-07-2008 06:56 PM
Quote from: onyin on 27-07-2008 07:45 PM
pamper him.tht's nice

yeah, philo, pamper him till u have corns on your palms and he leaves u for a much softer touch!

if is a prayer u just did now.. it will be B.T.S... MEANIN back to the sender... tat will never happen....


shebi u want to pamper? naija man pampering entails washing cloth, banga, pounding poundedyam and fufu. tell me how u'll not get corns after that?!
shebi u want to pamper? naija guys pampering entails pounding pounded yam and washing banga and all his clothes dat the dry cleaner is supposed to wash.  see how u'll not get corns on your palms after that!
tht's old school.and moreover if u don't do tht for ur man,whose gonna do tht for u.play ur role and let him play his role.

u will be surprised to know how old skool ur y2k compliant guy can get when it comes to certain things like home and internal affairs.


besides, wat is the function of a househelp?
Posted: at 31-07-2008 11:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyin at 31-07-2008 08:53 PM (16 years ago)
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  @Indie. wat's y2k?.and wat do i need a house help for ?.ma hands  ain't bad,am not sick or anythin.hell no!,no househelp wil enter ma house.am i not a human being just like the househelp?.why will i allow sumone else do such for me.and one day i wil come back and see ma househelp wearin ma shoes,cloths and sleepin on my bed wit ma husband.God forgive!.
 
Posted: at 31-07-2008 08:53 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- darkocean002 at 1-08-2008 12:56 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: indie on 29-07-2008 07:03 PM
Quote from: darkocean002 on 29-07-2008 02:28 AM
Quote from: vixenx on 28-07-2008 03:04 AM
Quote from: darkocean002 on 27-07-2008 04:57 PM
Quote from: vixenx on 27-07-2008 04:03 PM
like??

xtremely busy, ill, or pregnant.

what if she's busy 24/7?
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i'll not marry a wife that will be busy 24/7.. what kinda job is that?

darkocean! darkocean!! darkocean!!! how many times did i call u? dont release a press statement that will let u become the target for all the siddon - looks in town oh!

Indie, what have i said thats new ooo. ? only said i cannot marry a woman thats busy 24/7 excepy she got the secetarial job with Bill gate. is that why you shouting my name? bcareful oo
Posted: at 1-08-2008 12:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyin at 1-08-2008 03:22 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: philomena87 on 31-07-2008 10:21 AM
@onyin.... na u talk am well..... now adays .. the men wants to be pet like a baby lay them on their favorite pillow(Bosom ).. lol
yea.lol.
Posted: at 1-08-2008 03:22 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- onyin at 1-08-2008 03:29 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: indie on 31-07-2008 11:17 AM
Quote from: onyin on 31-07-2008 02:48 AM
Quote from: indie on 29-07-2008 06:56 PM
Quote from: onyin on 27-07-2008 07:45 PM
pamper him.tht's nice

yeah, philo, pamper him till u have corns on your palms and he leaves u for a much softer touch!
lol.ah,Indie so u no fit pamper u man.lol

in return for wat? Huh? Huh? Huh?
only ur husband fit answer tht one,cos i no know.
Posted: at 1-08-2008 03:29 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- darkocean002 at 1-08-2008 03:34 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyin on  1-08-2008 03:22 AM
Quote from: philomena87 on 31-07-2008 10:21 AM
@onyin.... na u talk am well..... now adays .. the men wants to be pet like a baby lay them on their favorite pillow(Bosom ).. lol
yea.lol.

LOL,
Posted: at 1-08-2008 03:34 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyin at 1-08-2008 03:42 AM (16 years ago)
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why u dey laugh?.na becos she tlk about Bosom ?
Posted: at 1-08-2008 03:42 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- myragonza at 1-08-2008 07:54 AM (16 years ago)
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Darkocean is a Bosom  baby....
Posted: at 1-08-2008 07:54 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- darkocean002 at 1-08-2008 08:47 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on  1-08-2008 07:54 AM
Darkocean is a Bosom  baby....

I Love Bosom  too much.  like it a lil big and seperated.Gosh!
Posted: at 1-08-2008 08:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- indie at 1-08-2008 02:03 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyin on 31-07-2008 08:53 PM
  @Indie. wat's y2k?.and wat do i need a house help for ?.ma hands  ain't bad,am not sick or anythin.hell no!,no househelp wil enter ma house.am i not a human being just like the househelp?.why will i allow sumone else do such for me.and one day i wil come back and see ma househelp wearin ma shoes,cloths and sleepin on my bed wit ma husband.God forgive!.
 

girl, if u dont want to c wrinkles on dat lovely face of urs b4 time U NEED a househelp. spend time washing, cooking and backing pikin, and ur guy goes off, after digesting ur culinary expertise and advertising ur drycleaning prowress, to go and test the energy quotient of ur meals on another babe that has time to catch fun with him and whose hands by the way do not feel like grinding stone.
Posted: at 1-08-2008 02:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Buddyflex at 1-08-2008 02:19 PM (16 years ago)
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I do take care of our kid,cook and clean the house sometimes when am home. my wife and I made up or mind not to keep a house help so its only just that I should help out with the house work. For me its another way of telling her how much I appreciate her.
Posted: at 1-08-2008 02:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- philomena87 at 1-08-2008 02:43 PM (16 years ago)
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nice way... me to i will never think of bringin in househelp...
Posted: at 1-08-2008 02:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Buddyflex at 1-08-2008 02:55 PM (16 years ago)
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Yeah they have a way of f***ing things up one way or another
Posted: at 1-08-2008 02:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- indie at 1-08-2008 03:39 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Buddyflex on  1-08-2008 02:19 PM
I do take care of our kid,cook and clean the house sometimes when am home. my wife and I made up or mind not to keep a house help so its only just that I should help out with the house work. For me its another way of telling her how much I appreciate her.


u have an unmarried junior brother?
Posted: at 1-08-2008 03:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Buddyflex at 1-08-2008 03:52 PM (16 years ago)
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Yes but he works fulltime on Bonny Island
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- philomena87 at 1-08-2008 04:18 PM (16 years ago)
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great will be pleased to meet him.. lol
Posted: at 1-08-2008 04:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- indie at 1-08-2008 04:23 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: philomena87 on  1-08-2008 04:18 PM
great will be pleased to meet him.. lol

phil, i blive i asked him first!

ehen bo, i dont mind marooning myself on bonny island with him, provided he loves housekeeping too.
Posted: at 1-08-2008 04:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- philomena87 at 1-08-2008 04:39 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: indie on  1-08-2008 04:23 PM
Quote from: philomena87 on  1-08-2008 04:18 PM
great will be pleased to meet him.. lol

phil, i blive i asked him first!

ehen bo, i dont mind marooning myself on bonny island with him, provided he loves housekeeping too.

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin ok phil gives way.... Grin
Posted: at 1-08-2008 04:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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