Tell her or i will

Date: 08-12-2009 5:14 pm (14 years ago) | Author: mamudu blessing
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- at 8-12-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago)
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 Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard. Some honeybees were swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, “That’s it! No honey for you for one month!”

Later that afternoon, Johnny pondered upon some butterflies, and soon started catching them and crushing them under his feet. His father again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought, said, “No butter for you for one month!”

Early that evening, Johnny’s mother was cooking dinner, and got jumpy when cockroaches started scurrying around the kitchen floor. She began stomping on them one by one until all the cockroaches were dead. Johnny’s mother looked up to find Johnny and his father standing there watching her, to which Johnny said, “Are you going to tell her, daddy, or do you want me to?”

Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- teeco at 8-12-2009 05:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Nawa Ooo

Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 8-12-2009 05:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Teeco that is i tire oh.
pretty e be like say sun don beat u well well 2day

Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 8-12-2009 05:22 PM (14 years ago)
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wateva
Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 8-12-2009 05:24 PM (14 years ago)
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j2s wetin make u feel so cos i dey inside amana since
Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-12-2009 05:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  8-12-2009 05:22 PM
Teeco that is i tire oh.
pretty e be like say sun don beat u well well 2day

 Grin Grin Grin am telling you

Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:25 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 8-12-2009 05:28 PM (14 years ago)
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am so hatin u guys rite now
Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-12-2009 05:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  8-12-2009 05:28 PM
am so hatin u guys rite now


if you dey vex for us na only 2 options you get

1. Go and drink Battery water

2. Enter River Niger  Grin

Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 8-12-2009 05:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  8-12-2009 05:28 PM
am so hatin u guys rite now

but nne, me am roving you..... Grin
hahahahaha..... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 8-12-2009 05:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 8-12-2009 05:44 PM (14 years ago)
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no cock for you for one month............
Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 8-12-2009 05:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Teeco Or make she kiss pressing iron or beta still drink pregnant woman urine

Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 8-12-2009 05:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  8-12-2009 05:44 PM
Teeco Or make she kiss pressing iron or beta still drink pregnant woman urine
Huh? Huh? Huh?
una wicked ooo... Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 8-12-2009 05:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  8-12-2009 05:44 PM
Teeco Or make she kiss pressing iron or beta still drink pregnant woman urine

which village dem born u from self?ure so primitive. decorated monkey
Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 8-12-2009 05:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  8-12-2009 05:53 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on  8-12-2009 05:44 PM
Teeco Or make she kiss pressing iron or beta still drink pregnant woman urine

which village dem born u from self?ure so primitive. decorated monkey
Huh? Huh? Huh?
nooo gha nne... see that one does not fit our moderator..
ahhaaa.. decorated monkey, off all animals, na monkey you dey compare our MOD with.... abeg, you fit use tiger or better-still elephant, but monkey mmbanu... its doesn't fit out MOD.
Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 8-12-2009 06:01 PM (14 years ago)
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dat 1 na ur own
Posted: at 8-12-2009 06:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 8-12-2009 06:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  8-12-2009 06:01 PM
dat 1 na ur own
Huh? Huh? Grin
okay ooo... if you insist...
Posted: at 8-12-2009 06:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 8-12-2009 06:07 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 8-12-2009 06:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-12-2009 06:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Watching as far Rtd General

Posted: at 8-12-2009 06:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 8-12-2009 06:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  8-12-2009 06:52 PM
Watching as far Rtd General
watchman of the federal order of nigeria.... Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2009 06:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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