Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard. Some honeybees were swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, “That’s it! No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny pondered upon some butterflies, and soon started catching them and crushing them under his feet. His father again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought, said, “No butter for you for one month!”
Early that evening, Johnny’s mother was cooking dinner, and got jumpy when cockroaches started scurrying around the kitchen floor. She began stomping on them one by one until all the cockroaches were dead. Johnny’s mother looked up to find Johnny and his father standing there watching her, to which Johnny said, “Are you going to tell her, daddy, or do you want me to?”
Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 8-12-2009 05:58 PM (15 years ago) (m)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 8-12-2009 05:44 PM
Teeco Or make she kiss pressing iron or beta still drink pregnant woman urine
which village dem born u from self?ure so primitive. decorated monkey
nooo gha nne... see that one does not fit our moderator.. ahhaaa.. decorated monkey, off all animals, na monkey you dey compare our MOD with.... abeg, you fit use tiger or better-still elephant, but monkey mmbanu... its doesn't fit out MOD.
Posted: at 8-12-2009 05:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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