> stranded late
> one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit
> Jews. The
> desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no
> room. The hotel
> is full."
>
> The Jewish lady said, "But your sign says that you have
> vacancies."
>
> The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly, "You know
> that we do not
> admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town..."
>
> Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeable and said, "I'll have
> you know I
> converted to your religion."
>
> The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little
> test. How was
> Jesus born?"
>
> Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born to a virgin named Mary
> in a little
> town called Bethlehem."
>
> "Very good," replied the hotel clerk. Tell me more."
>
> Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born in a manger."
>
> "That's right," said the hotel clerk. "And why was he born
> in a
> manger?"
>
> Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly, "Because a jerk like you in the
> hotel
> wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"
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