damover at 23-12-2009 12:22 PM (15 years ago) (m)
After dinner, two elderly women retire to the kitchen and leave their husbands to chat. One of the men says, "Last night we went out to a great new restaurant." The other asks, "What's it called?" The first man knits his brow in concentration and finally says, "Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?" His friend replies, "A carnation?" "No, no. The other one," the first man says. "The poppy?" wonders his friend. "No," growls the man. "You know, the one with thorns!" "Do you mean a rose?" asks the other man. "Yes, that's it!" the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose (his wife), what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
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Posted: at 23-12-2009 12:22 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
MrDon at 23-12-2009 12:24 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hahahhahahahah
Posted: at 23-12-2009 12:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply deguzman at 25-12-2009 12:45 AM (15 years ago) (m)
ahahaha,,,, funi
Posted: at 25-12-2009 12:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Sheenor at 25-12-2009 01:14 AM (15 years ago) (m)
don't tell da old ma as forget hiz name??
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 25-12-2009 01:14 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply adedupcy at 27-12-2009 11:20 PM (15 years ago) (f)
heheheh
Posted: at 27-12-2009 11:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Andes at 28-12-2009 07:27 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Crazy 'ol drunk..
Posted: at 28-12-2009 07:27 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply damover at 20-01-2010 06:46 AM (15 years ago) (m)
na old age dey cause am
Posted: at 20-01-2010 06:46 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Doshe at 20-01-2010 09:01 AM (15 years ago) (m)
i guess he took enof red wine
Posted: at 20-01-2010 09:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply emmymth at 20-01-2010 01:55 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hw old man go 4get im wife name?Kai diz joke too phony.
IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED
Posted: at 20-01-2010 01:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply add12 at 20-01-2010 03:08 PM (15 years ago) (m)
are u rose
Posted: at 20-01-2010 03:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 21-01-2010 03:44 AM (15 years ago) (m)
posted b4
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 21-01-2010 03:44 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply damover at 21-01-2010 07:36 AM (15 years ago) (m)
who post am?
Posted: at 21-01-2010 07:36 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply just2sexy at 21-01-2010 11:36 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Different people my guy
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 21-01-2010 11:36 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply MrDon at 21-01-2010 11:49 AM (15 years ago) (m)
who are the different people
Posted: at 21-01-2010 11:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 21-01-2010 12:03 PM (15 years ago) (m)
How i go remember their names, i be winch?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 21-01-2010 12:03 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply damover at 21-01-2010 01:04 PM (15 years ago) (m)
if u no fit remember their namese as winch, make remember their faces as wizard.
Posted: at 21-01-2010 01:04 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply just2sexy at 21-01-2010 04:02 PM (15 years ago) (m)
U dey craze
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 21-01-2010 04:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply add12 at 21-01-2010 04:05 PM (15 years ago) (m)
How i go remember their names, i be winch?
no babalawo
Posted: at 21-01-2010 04:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply MrDon at 21-01-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hmmmm passing
Posted: at 21-01-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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