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Date: 25-12-2009 1:40 am (14 years ago) | Author: coleman onyeka
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- at 25-12-2009 01:40 AM (14 years ago)
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There was one Nigerian, he was in a plane, so the raider was malfunctioning so the pilot now said "if u know u've gotten to ur destination u should talk" An American saw the statue of liberty and they droped him in the nearest airport, An egyptian man saw the pyramaid of his country he also droped, everybody now droped the Nigerian man was left ,the pilot now asked hasn't he gotten to his destination he said no, he was wearing a gloden wriest watch he opened the window that was near to him he now strechted his hands outside when he brought it inside he didn't see his wriestwatch again he no say "This is Oshodi i am droping

Posted: at 25-12-2009 01:40 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Sheenor at 25-12-2009 01:57 AM (14 years ago)
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chai, naija i dey hail oh!!
Posted: at 25-12-2009 01:57 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 25-12-2009 02:00 AM (14 years ago)
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cool.. but knw it b4
Posted: at 25-12-2009 02:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-12-2009 09:14 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: chicolhldings on 25-12-2009 01:40 AM
There was one Nigerian, he was in a plane, so the raider was malfunctioning so the pilot now said "if u know u've gotten to ur destination u should talk" An American saw the statue of liberty and they droped him in the nearest airport, An egyptian man saw the pyramaid of his country he also droped, everybody now droped the Nigerian man was left ,the pilot now asked hasn't he gotten to his destination he said no, he was wearing a gloden wriest watch he opened the window that was near to him he now strechted his hands outside when he brought it inside he didn't see his wriestwatch again he no say "This is Oshodi i am droping


yeaa...posted b4 tho
Posted: at 25-12-2009 09:14 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Andes at 28-12-2009 09:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Welcome to Naija..
Land of soji and no sme sme..
Posted: at 28-12-2009 09:36 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 29-12-2009 01:16 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 29-12-2009 01:16 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- anthonydidioma at 29-12-2009 10:20 AM (14 years ago)
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Na wa sha!!!
Posted: at 29-12-2009 10:20 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 29-12-2009 11:26 AM (14 years ago)
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Chico u try.....next time go 4 new ones..lol
Posted: at 29-12-2009 11:26 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zams at 29-12-2009 12:32 PM (14 years ago)
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 :)nawa for u self
Posted: at 29-12-2009 12:32 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- deguzman at 30-12-2009 05:00 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 30-12-2009 05:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- meeki at 30-12-2009 07:46 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4,b5,b6,bbbbbbbbbbbbsince
Posted: at 30-12-2009 07:46 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 30-12-2009 09:37 AM (14 years ago)
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but still funie!
Posted: at 30-12-2009 09:37 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- vbyz299 at 30-12-2009 09:41 AM (14 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 30-12-2009 09:41 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vbyz299 at 30-12-2009 10:06 AM (14 years ago)
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Another ok
Posted: at 30-12-2009 10:06 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 30-12-2009 11:14 AM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 30-12-2009 11:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shantybaby97 at 30-12-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago)
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nice and insulting
Posted: at 30-12-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adedupcy at 30-12-2009 04:26 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice
Posted: at 30-12-2009 04:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 31-12-2009 03:12 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 31-12-2009 03:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- onyeka4u at 31-12-2009 06:29 PM (14 years ago)
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feel u guys men
Posted: at 31-12-2009 06:29 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- gidwalk at 31-12-2009 06:38 PM (14 years ago)
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in the original joke presidents where used as the passengers of the plane, still looks dry to me, e no funny d way u take talk am Angry
Posted: at 31-12-2009 06:38 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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