That's once

Date: 29-12-2009 12:13 pm (15 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
- at 29-12-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago)
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.

A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady.

"We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled."

"My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him."

"I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"

Posted: at 29-12-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- Sheenor at 29-12-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago)
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two more shoot!
Posted: at 29-12-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- cyndi3 at 29-12-2009 01:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on 29-12-2009 12:21 PM
two more shoot!
lol, i guess she still have 2 chances Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-12-2009 01:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 29-12-2009 02:30 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 29-12-2009 02:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 29-12-2009 02:36 PM (15 years ago)
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The guy really de mad
Posted: at 29-12-2009 02:36 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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