An American priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C.
After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be.
The barber replied; No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord. The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door.
Later that day, a British police officer on vacation came in and got his hair cut.
He asked how much it would be.
The barber replied; No charge. I consider it a service to the community.
The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts and a thank you note from the police officer.
Then, a Nigerian Businessman came in and got a haircut.
He asked how much it would be.
The barber said; If you are really a Nigerian then you don’t have to pay since you are from the same country as Hakeem Olajuwon the basketballer.
The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Nigerians mainly Igbos in front of his door waiting for a haircut.
Igbo Kwenuuu…
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 19-10-2015 01:11 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
dickieponga at 30-10-2015 12:04 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Quote from: franel on 28-10-2015 10:08 PM
If u dare come near me with to shave dat ur hairy anu$, I'll use a fierce nail n design river Niger on it..
Y r u so obsessed wit my anu$...? Franel why na, why..? Abeg find somebody else, Skypon, Gift, Omomarty, Zeigbo, Jossy, Rakelly & Justmak all dese ppl dey dere. U no fancy dere anu$ na my own u con fancy..why na..?
Posted: at 30-10-2015 12:04 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Lolzz.. If u like call it obsessed or fascinated, where ve u seen in dis world that a monkey will tell u he has his heart displaced in his anu$? C'mon, it has never happened before. Furthermore, u ve suddenly acclimatized eatin grass throu ur anu$. Gono pong, what type of abnormality is that? This is far beyond d entertainment I was expectin from u2
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 30-10-2015 02:27 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Im na igbo and im mad e just come out from yaba... Na d slap i give am dey make am talk in tongues...Since den e get obsessed wit anu$es...
LMAO! Chai!! The slap is givin u sweet memories of where u n ur twin Justmak belong. Pls, tell d man 2 return u2 back 2 yaba left after usin u2 4 biz. lols! I can now see ur heartbeat is echoing thro ur anu$ haha lolzz..
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 1-11-2015 03:01 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Must it be igbos? Yoruba ad hausa like money as much as d igbo. If u no like money hug poverty nah
Everyone including my monkeys like money thou the love of it is evil but if you read the post again, it has nothin to do with likin money. Nevertheless, I'm not here to defend anybody's tribe cos that's just the way it goes. The niggardly and avaricious clown has a big-eye that can make one exophthalmos
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 24-11-2015 11:58 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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