Half a Cake

Date: 06-01-2010 3:54 am (15 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
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- at 6-01-2010 03:54 AM (15 years ago)
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A woman was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner. The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for herself. One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone. The woman went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be disappointed. Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he found out. She smiled. "He never found out. I made another cake and ate half!"

Posted: at 6-01-2010 03:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- damover at 6-01-2010 05:20 AM (15 years ago)
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funny. she dey dream.
Posted: at 6-01-2010 05:20 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 6-01-2010 06:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Wetin b ds sef?
Posted: at 6-01-2010 06:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damover at 6-01-2010 06:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Gwhy u no see the writings abi u no see woman we eat cake? wewtin u no see there?
Posted: at 6-01-2010 06:30 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 6-01-2010 09:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: damover on  6-01-2010 06:30 AM
Gwhy u no see the writings abi u no see woman we eat cake? wewtin u no see there?
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-01-2010 09:37 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 6-01-2010 09:54 AM (15 years ago)
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nawa ooo
Posted: at 6-01-2010 09:54 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deguzman at 6-01-2010 11:58 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 6-01-2010 11:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 6-01-2010 12:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Good one Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-01-2010 12:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 6-01-2010 01:19 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-01-2010 01:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 6-01-2010 01:23 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahaha...dat woman na mama ajasco
Posted: at 6-01-2010 01:23 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FabzBadangel at 6-01-2010 01:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 6-01-2010 01:25 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 6-01-2010 01:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  6-01-2010 01:23 PM
hahahahaha...dat woman na mama ajasco
na who come be ajasco??
Posted: at 6-01-2010 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 6-01-2010 01:41 PM (15 years ago)
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u na
Posted: at 6-01-2010 01:41 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 6-01-2010 01:46 PM (15 years ago)
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lol funny+i think say na u
Posted: at 6-01-2010 01:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 6-01-2010 01:51 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-01-2010 01:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 6-01-2010 02:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  6-01-2010 01:46 PM
lol funny+i think say na u
how e go be me
Posted: at 6-01-2010 02:07 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 6-01-2010 02:56 PM (15 years ago)
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who he go come be??
Posted: at 6-01-2010 02:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-01-2010 02:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  6-01-2010 01:35 PM
Quote from: xter on  6-01-2010 01:23 PM
hahahahaha...dat woman na mama ajasco
na who come be ajasco??
na xter now.... add12 na pa jamez; you (fedeco) na alinco.... Grin
Posted: at 6-01-2010 02:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 6-01-2010 04:50 PM (15 years ago)
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yah funny
Posted: at 6-01-2010 04:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 6-01-2010 07:01 PM (15 years ago)
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nyc joke
Posted: at 6-01-2010 07:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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