The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound
asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemosabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past
three in the morning.
.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow.
.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
“You dumber than buffalo chip. Someone stole the tent."
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