Men suffer heartbreak most when a relationship fails.
Proof: All
bitc er, women have only one heart, located in the left of centre side of their chest.
(Excerpted from BLACKS ANATOMY. Copyleft 2010.)
Male Human Anatomy is much more complex, comprising of the vestigal organ aforementioned, along with other, more important, powerful, and influential evolved organic components, whose function is critical, and capable of delivering crippling pain in a relationship with the opposite sex, and damage to which has, in extreme cases been known to cause instant to lingering death.
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The Chest Heart: Very well known. Needs no introduction.
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The Wallet: This has been compared to the chest heart. Major damage to this organ can lead to death and worse.
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The Sleeve Heart: English medical science first discovered this organ. Thus the technical terminology: "he wore his heart upon his sleeve." This is often the case in stressful relationships with the opposite sex.
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The Mouth Heart: Another English discovery, technically described thusly: "His heart was in his mouth." This is often the case when the male perceives the signs his desired female is running a relationship audit computation. Logic has very little to do with the outcome of such calculations, and may be inserted or removed at any stage to attain the result the female desires.
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The Boot Heart: Another discovery by you-know-who. "His heart sank to his boots." This state of affairs often presents itself in cases where the male realizes that the female has completely misinterpreted or correctly interpreted his situation to his certain disadvantage.
Posted: at 16-01-2010 09:16 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie |
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