7 Things Anyone Who Has Lived In Nigeria Will Totally Understand

Date: 02-02-2016 8:17 pm (8 years ago) | Author: Mister Jay Wonder
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No matter how far and wide you go, you can never find a country like Nigeria. Everything about Nigeria is unique afterall in which country can you find  Dasukigate, Ekitigate so many gates all at the same time. The truth is Nigerians no matter how long a Nigerian stay elsewhere, you can never take Nigeria out of the person. Information Nigeria has put together 7 things anyone who lives or has lived in Nigeria can not argued against…


Nigerians if left alone by traffic officers would probably never ever use their seatbelt till they sell the car.


Every Nigerian guy becomes a prospect boyfriend or husband because he drives a car


Every Nigerian can relate with the fact that your salary is only safe when you haven’t touched it all but as soon as you start, you become a good as someone who doesn’t have a job


Every Nigerian can relate to the fact that your N1000 is only huge and valuable when it’s in your pocket and you are yet to spend N100 out of it. Ones you break the money, the money is as good as finished.


No Nigerian is oblivious of the fact that in Nigeria different administrations can award, re-award one road and yet the road is still as bad as it was years before.


In Nigeria politicians who steal naira are amatuers because that is old fashion as they have all upgraded to stealing billions of dollars.


Graduates reducing their age to get a job is common practice in Nigeria.


So true right??? We know!!!



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Posted: at 2-02-2016 08:17 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- cyprain113 at 2-02-2016 08:22 PM (8 years ago)
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Hehehehe.. True talk.. Especially d 1k own
Posted: at 2-02-2016 08:22 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- rashjr at 2-02-2016 08:30 PM (8 years ago)
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You are right. . . . None is an exception in Nigeria,. . Especially that number 7. . Though i didn't blame them sha, as our country is blessed with criminals
Posted: at 2-02-2016 08:30 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emma4love3 at 2-02-2016 08:34 PM (8 years ago)
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heheh....all of the 7 is correct....
Posted: at 2-02-2016 08:34 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 2-02-2016 08:36 PM (8 years ago)
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and is already part of our daily lives now
Posted: at 2-02-2016 08:36 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- gogoman at 2-02-2016 08:38 PM (8 years ago)
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absolutely rubbish!!!!!!! poster go to bed ok
Posted: at 2-02-2016 08:38 PM (8 years ago) | Grande Master
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- zezprincess at 2-02-2016 08:39 PM (8 years ago)
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Hahaha, True talk @ poster,you are on point,laugh wan kill me especially the last point,graduates reducing their age to get job but na naija cause am,them go tell you say na 21 to 25 yrs old ,dem need,so if you are 26 and above,no job for you,Naija no dey carry last.
Posted: at 2-02-2016 08:39 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Ennyolalekan at 2-02-2016 09:09 PM (8 years ago)
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another meaningless post
Posted: at 2-02-2016 09:09 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ujmaria at 2-02-2016 09:30 PM (8 years ago)
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Nice one, true talk
Posted: at 2-02-2016 09:30 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Novic at 2-02-2016 10:18 PM (8 years ago)
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NA TRUE YOU YARN JARE @POSTER, NA ALL THIS TEMPERAMENT WE GET ING THIS COUNTRY. NOTHING WE NO FIT DO TO OUR OWN PLEASURE AND CONFINENT, GOD BLESS 9JA.
Posted: at 2-02-2016 10:18 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- beneno at 2-02-2016 11:27 PM (8 years ago)
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NUMBER 8.A Nigerian Business Man or Woman believe the day he or she sold so much goods and made so much money. it was as a result of the goodluck from the first customer that bought goods from him or her that very day and when there is lack of sales that day its also as a result of the bad luck from the first customer that day.my Naijapals una welldone o.
Posted: at 2-02-2016 11:27 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AOYNATZRAYA at 2-02-2016 11:42 PM (8 years ago)
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Hahahahaha
Posted: at 2-02-2016 11:42 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- kp45 at 2-02-2016 11:51 PM (8 years ago)
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Poster I think you need to see your bed.
Posted: at 2-02-2016 11:51 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favuman at 2-02-2016 11:56 PM (8 years ago)
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None is an exception in Nigeria,. . Especially that number 7. . Though i didn't blame them sha,
Posted: at 2-02-2016 11:56 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dareper at 2-02-2016 11:58 PM (8 years ago)
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That's naija for u
Posted: at 2-02-2016 11:58 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Mopera at 3-02-2016 07:47 AM (8 years ago)
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@POSTER, I REALLY CHERISH YOUR MENTALITY. YOU REALLY TALK WELL, NA ALL THIS THING THEY INSIDE NAIJA BLOOD. NA ONLY GOD FIT HELP PERSON IN THIS COUNTRY.
Posted: at 3-02-2016 07:47 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AmazingMarie at 3-02-2016 11:21 AM (8 years ago)
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7 is apt Nigerian job seekers applies in both private and public sectors.
Posted: at 3-02-2016 11:21 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 3-02-2016 11:32 AM (8 years ago)
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lol I agree wt everything, especially no 3 and 7
Posted: at 3-02-2016 11:32 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Trueyarn at 3-02-2016 12:40 PM (8 years ago)
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NUMBER 8.A Nigerian Business Man or Woman believe the day he or she sold so much goods and made so much money. it was as a result of the goodluck from the first customer that bought goods from him or her that very day and when there is lack of sales that day its also as a result of the bad luck from the first customer that day.my Naijapals una welldone o.
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Salute you my brother,u no lie,nah so he be.
Posted: at 3-02-2016 12:40 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Trueyarn at 3-02-2016 12:41 PM (8 years ago)
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Naija no dey dull,anyhow he be them must stand am.
Posted: at 3-02-2016 12:41 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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