BIBLICAL TOASTING! :Naija Style

Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don’t want to have a boyfriend.

Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the
man to  be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love does not know God,
because God is love.” Girl: But how can I be sure that you’re
loyal and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my
words will never pass away.”
Girl: But I’m busy, I’m still studying. Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1
“There is a time for everything, and a season for every
activity under the heavens.”
Girl: But why me? Thereare a lot of girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you
surpass them all.”
Girl: But what is in me that you like?
Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 “You are altogether beautiful, my
darling there is no flaw in you.”
Girl: But I’m not beautiful.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is
fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Girl: What do you want to happen?
Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 “For I wrote you out of great distress
and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you
but to let you know the depth of my love for you.”

Posted: at 7-03-2016 05:00 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na waoo quoting of bible in toasting level my hand no dey for this expensive jokes oh

Posted: at 8-03-2016 07:22 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:51 PM (9 years ago) | Hero