A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck driver hauling a load of chickens pulled up. The driver asked, "Hey, little lady, need a lift?" "Yes, my car broke down, and I need a ride to the nearest gas station.." The driver replied, "OK, but first you have to f**k me! No f**k, no ride." She said, "I`m sorry, I don`t need a ride that badly." So the driver pulled away. All this time, the driver had a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot started saying, "No f**k, no ride! No f**k, no ride!" The driver said, "You had better shut up, bird, or I`m gonna throw you in back with the chickens!" About two miles down the road, the parrot said, "No f**k, no ride!" So the driver slammed on the breaks and threw him in back with the chickens! About 2 more miles further down the road, the driver heard sirens and saw flashing lights, so he pulled over. He got out of the truck and approached the officer. "What`s the problem, officer. I wasn`t speeding was I?" The officer said, "I wasn`t pulling you over for speeding. I just wanted to inform you that you have a parrot throwing chickens out the trailer screaming, "No f**k, no ride! No f**k, no ride!"
Posted: at 17-01-2010 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck driver hauling a load of chickens pulled up. The driver asked, "Hey, little lady, need a lift?" "Yes, my car broke down, and I need a ride to the nearest gas station.." The driver replied, "OK, but first you have to f**k me! No f**k, no ride." She said, "I`m sorry, I don`t need a ride that badly." So the driver pulled away. All this time, the driver had a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot started saying, "No f**k, no ride! No f**k, no ride!" The driver said, "You had better shut up, bird, or I`m gonna throw you in back with the chickens!" About two miles down the road, the parrot said, "No f**k, no ride!" So the driver slammed on the breaks and threw him in back with the chickens! About 2 more miles further down the road, the driver heard sirens and saw flashing lights, so he pulled over. He got out of the truck and approached the officer. "What`s the problem, officer. I wasn`t speeding was I?" The officer said, "I wasn`t pulling you over for speeding. I just wanted to inform you that you have a parrot throwing chickens out the trailer screaming, "No f**k, no ride! No f**k, no ride!"
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Posted: at 18-01-2010 01:37 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
ogunfunmi at 18-01-2010 08:59 AM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: cyndi3 on 17-01-2010 05:32 PM
A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck driver hauling a load of chickens pulled up. The driver asked, "Hey, little lady, need a lift?" "Yes, my car broke down, and I need a ride to the nearest gas station.." The driver replied, "OK, but first you have to f**k me! No f**k, no ride." She said, "I`m sorry, I don`t need a ride that badly." So the driver pulled away. All this time, the driver had a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot started saying, "No f**k, no ride! No f**k, no ride!" The driver said, "You had better shut up, bird, or I`m gonna throw you in back with the chickens!" About two miles down the road, the parrot said, "No f**k, no ride!" So the driver slammed on the breaks and threw him in back with the chickens! About 2 more miles further down the road, the driver heard sirens and saw flashing lights, so he pulled over. He got out of the truck and approached the officer. "What`s the problem, officer. I wasn`t speeding was I?" The officer said, "I wasn`t pulling you over for speeding. I just wanted to inform you that you have a parrot throwing chickens out the trailer screaming, "No f**k, no ride! No f**k, no ride!"
Posted: at 18-01-2010 08:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Bazemaster at 19-01-2010 03:42 AM (15 years ago) (m)
What of no ride no phyuk
I report from ma BAZEHOOD, niggaz feeling ma BAZESWAG 'cos it's hooded like my nigga HOODEDSWAG coming from BAZESQUAD in da BAZESTUDIOS UNITED.... I AM BAZEMASTER
Posted: at 19-01-2010 03:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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