has informed the whole class that they should go and read
their bible for a test.
On that day as Mr Johnbull comes in all the pupils stand to
greet him except Junior who was not in school when the
announcement about a test was made
and he was trying to copy his note to meet up with wat he
had missed.
The following conversation goes on during the test.
Mr Johnbull: Hav ur seats! Hav ur seats!!. Now let’s begin,
no whispering and if you hear ur name just stand up, ok?!
Class: yes, uncle!.
Mr Johnbull: Paul stand up! What is the first book of the
new testament?
Paul: Matthew.
Mr Johnbull: Correct! clap for him.
Mr Johnbull: ok Umaru, the first man on the earth is?
Umaru: The answere is Anobi Adam(asale tu wasalam).
Mr Johnbull: Which version of the bible did you read that?
Umaru: i used my koran when no one is ready to lend me
their bible.
Mr Johnbull: Good. I luv dat.
As he was saying this, he saw junior doin something else so
he calledd him to answer his question
Mr Johnbull: Who Killed Abel? Junior oya stand Up! U’r doin
sumtin else when the test is goin on abi?! Ok then!
Who killed Abel?
Junior: uncle, i do not come to school sinc last week, which
one be who killed abel?
Mr Johnbull: wil u keep quiet? I say wu killed Abel?
Junior: (crying) uncle abeg i will talk truth. Abel lives at our
street but since dat day i talk say i will kill him if i still see
him for
school the next da, I never see am… chei, No be me kil Abel
oo, uncle. I know say na Paul go tell you say na me.
Mr Johnbull: oh God! Simple question, I say who killed
Abel?
Junior: (stil cryin) Abel?,no be me kill abel ooo. Abel don
die? Ewooooo!
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