Security Guard Application LWKMD!

Date: 08-03-2016 7:24 am (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 07:24 AM (8 years ago)
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Dear sir,
I am Name is Tenager, I be correct naija guy. I apply to my
job of security guard to you boss in your company of ECO
BANK, Delta State , Naija. I am complete to Sitted 7
examination certificate in 2003. My skool here na Okingo
OBE very good.  I am 29 ears to be Born of age and no wafe
and no childish. My father dead long time ago and my
mother is marry in BENIN REPUBLIC country there 10 years
now , no sees her until now, so nobody known to help me
no money and food and tea and drink.
My certificate is just sitting in home for itself, but I get
passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects
but fail in English because of di jealousy of Ofuaku Albert
teacher. E dey look me look of jelous because I wear
expenses cloth and shoe than di teacher igbo. I here that
people you want security guards to your company and I tell
you I am di one of that job.
I been get experience for 2 years looking
video for Rambo I, II and III. I also shot
thief dead. I want to join the company of
You and chase criminal and thief out with
SMG of me. I can fight for SMG, arrow,
spear, panga, knife, stick and stones. Me
also can fight for boxing like Tyson. Please
consider my aplication very careful and
call me any time because me have hand telephone gism
now. I am red for interview with you if you like me.
Me have no photocopy certificate because the photocopy
machine there at Naija Delta shop is a long time and very
old, it can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is why.I
am very hornest and I didn’t steal since I born until now, I
can speak English free. I have no very much to right I have
end here. Please also greet your wife and childish!

Posted: at 8-03-2016 07:24 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- samdove28 at 8-03-2016 11:04 AM (8 years ago)
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THIS MAN DON KILL HIMSELF WITH ENGLISH. DNT WORRY YOUR APPLICATION HAS GRANTED.
Posted: at 8-03-2016 11:04 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:52 PM (8 years ago)
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U go fear English
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:52 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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