naija hell

Date: 08-03-2016 8:22 am (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 08:22 AM (8 years ago)
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Man died and went to hell,
there he finds that there are
different hells for each country,
he decides to go round and
choose the least painful to
spend his eternity. He goes to
the German Hell and ask, “what
do they do here” He is told ”
first they put you in an Electric Chair for an Hour, then lay
you on a Bed of Nails for another Hour, then the German
Devil comes in and Whip…s you for the rest of the day.
The Man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves
on. He checks out the USA,UK, RUSSIAN Hells as well as
many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the
German Hell. Then he comes to the Nigerian Hell and finds
that there is a Long Queue of people waiting to get in…
Amazed, he ask, “what do they do here ?” He is told “First
they put you in an Electric Chair for an hour, and then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour then Nigerian
Devil comes in and Whips you for the Rest of the Day.” But
that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there
so many people waiting to get in ?” ask the man… A concern
fellow calls him aside and said, “Because there is never any
STABLE ELECTRICITY so the Electric Chair doesn’t work. The
nails were paid for but were never SUPPLIED by the
Contractor, so the Bed is Comfortable to sleep on… And the
Nigerian Devil used to be a CIVIL SERVANT, so he comes in,
signs his time sheet and leave for Personal Business !!!
………….IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN…….Naija una carry ur
wayo reach hell. LWKMD

Posted: at 8-03-2016 08:22 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- samdove28 at 8-03-2016 10:06 AM (8 years ago)
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Posted: at 8-03-2016 10:06 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 10-03-2016 12:04 AM (8 years ago)
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I c say u don already dey 4 d hell as u post am twice
Posted: at 10-03-2016 12:04 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 08:27 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 10-03-2016 12:04 AM
I c say u don already dey 4 d hell as u post am twice
Guy u harsh ooo,,na me b d person wey post am ooo...naija pal banned me..don knw y ooo
Posted: at 10-03-2016 08:27 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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