According to University of Lies

Date: 08-03-2016 10:23 pm (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 10:23 PM (8 years ago)
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-RACISM is when a white BB
Bold
6 cost more than a
black BB Bold 6.
-NEMESIS is when you submit
your answer
sheet
with your expo inside.
-LONG THROAT is when you
take
a girl out on a sunny day &
she orders for a
hot
plate of pepper
soup.
-A WITCH is that girl that eats
nkwobi, fish
pepper
soup, shawama, suya, chicken,
smirnoff,
fayrous &
when you take her home she
says
sorry I’m on my
period.
-OVERSABI is when you are
eating salad
with a girl
& she says ‘honey, this food
no
done’.
-OLODO is when you are in a
plane
with a girl & she says ‘honey
I’m hot, can you
please roll down the glass’.
-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid
that sees you
eating &
says ‘my mummy said I
shouldn’t take food
from
strangers’.
-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid
that
wakes up in the
middle of the night when
daddy &
mummy are
having good time & says
‘mummy
I want to piss’.
-STINGYNESS is when you
finish
reading this and you refuse to
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Posted: at 8-03-2016 10:23 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 10:55 PM (8 years ago)
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well we are all one oh so is good to be a good boy too
Posted: at 9-03-2016 10:55 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 10-03-2016 02:00 AM (8 years ago)
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HMMMM.... NICE ONE, MAKE UNA KEEP IT ROLLING
Posted: at 10-03-2016 02:00 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 10-03-2016 10:53 AM (8 years ago)
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Hehehe hehehahaheha

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Posted: at 10-03-2016 10:53 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 11:27 AM (8 years ago)
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Hahahahahahah...no b smal tin..I dan comment ooo
Posted: at 10-03-2016 11:27 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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