BOY: Yes baby, In short, I
love you pass my mama
GIRL: From your heart?
BOY: Yes baby.
Two weeks later
GIRL: I think am sick
BOY: how do you feel baby.
GIRL: My waste is just heavy.
BOY: Don’t worry it may just
be that you over stressed
yourself.
Next day
BOY: baby, how do you feel
now.
GIRL: sweety, i can’t explain again o o. Can you believe i
have vomited 3 times today
BOY [fear grip him]: Jesus!!! Are you serious?
GIRL: Yes baby, my tummy is equally aching me. Feel so
dizzy.
BOY: Mary, what do you think?
GIRL: I think am pregnant. Shey i warned you.
Next day
GIRL calling BOY on phone
No ans
She called again and again
No ans
She called for the 20th time
Phone switched off.
Next day
GIRL gave BOY surprise visit.
BOY: who are you looking for?
GIRL: So you don’t know me again? Me Mary, your love.
BOY: Mary or what ever you call yourself, just bundle
yourself out of my house.
GIRL: I will, but before i go just know that am not pregnant.
It was just a test. And you failed.
She left.
WHAT WILL YOU DO? CHOOSE ONE BELOW:
1) Run after her saying “Please honey forgive me”
2) Tell her also that you gave her a test and she failed
it by leaving your house
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