About Oga, Madam and Akpors

Oga: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.…
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there.

OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say
“Oga” but when i ask you a question you don’t answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don’t
understand anything, except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside
madam and ask me a question while i stand here. Akpos
went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when madam is
not at home?. No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, I say who dey sneak
enter the house girl room when madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when
one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except
one’s name.
MADAM: That’s not true. It’s a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior’s biological Father? Me or Oga Madam
rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be
fumigated o, I can’t understand anything at all except my name

Posted: at 9-03-2016 06:54 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

heheh funny madam dey force akpos enter kitchen..abeg enter there eat

Posted: at 9-03-2016 11:02 AM (9 years ago) | Hero