When a girl gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold
your face and walk away..that is take away slap.
RESOUNDING SLAP
That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some
funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your
head will start singing christmas carol”
FORMATTING SLAP
That is the slap that makes someone to forget instantly
what he or she was doing..You find yourself asking
questions like “what did I do?
EXPLANATION SLAP
When a girl or a boy gives you that kind of slap.. you find
yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out
of your own accord..e.g..BROS SHEY U BEEN DEY WATCH? I
BE NO DO ANYTHING O
FIX DEPOSIT SLAP
When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just
stand right where you are and watch the girl walk away
RHETORICAL SLAP
The moment you download the slap.. you start asking
questions that doesn’t need reply..like JOHN, YOU SLAPPED
ME?
RECIPROCAL SLAP: ______?(explain)
WAIT AND TAKE SLAP: ____?(explain)
Which One Have You Received?
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