NIGERIA....My beloved country, where people.....

Date: 09-03-2016 7:37 pm (9 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 9-03-2016 07:37 PM (9 years ago)
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~ Check d expiry date of gala after eating it. ~ Go to church with extension and BB charger (charging in his presence). ... ~ Update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz" ~ Say an opening prayer at nite clubs ~ Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match. ~ Go to a Shoprite, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins snapping with champagne bottles. ~ Dress in complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blocking. ~ Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines). ~ Wear head warmers at 45 degrees celsius.

Posted: at 9-03-2016 07:37 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- dickieponga at 9-03-2016 08:26 PM (9 years ago)
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Hahahahaha dat is naija for u...
Posted: at 9-03-2016 08:26 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 02:02 PM (9 years ago)
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We no da cary last o
Posted: at 10-03-2016 02:02 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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