a sick man .

Date: 12-03-2016 2:33 pm (9 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 12-03-2016 02:33 PM (9 years ago)
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A dying man on his sick bed in the hospital
called for his wife and four children.
Dying man: “To you my wife, take over the
petroleum company at 4, Awolowo Rd Ikoyi”
Wife started crying loudly.
Dying man: “To you my first son, take over
the shopping mall at 12 Kingsway Rd Ikoyi
” First son rolling and screaming.
Dying man: “To you my second son, take
over the gas station close to the Airport.”
Second son crying louder.
Dying man: “To you my third son, take over
the eatery at Falomo .” Third son was
wailing.
Dying man: “To you my only daughter, the
high school is yours.”
Daughter crying loudest.
The confused nurse asked, “I don’t
understand why you people are crying and
screaming in pain, your dad left you a great
deal of properties to make you comfortable
till the end of time.”
Wife: “properties kor…comfortable ni! He is
a cleaner and those are places he cleans
everyday.
Can’t laugh alone o peepz…..Lol Enjoy your day

Posted: at 12-03-2016 02:33 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 13-03-2016 05:46 AM (9 years ago)
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correct nice one there too
Posted: at 13-03-2016 05:46 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 08:38 AM (9 years ago)
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I saw,,, u too enjoy day
Posted: at 13-03-2016 08:38 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 13-03-2016 08:51 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 08:38 AM
I saw,,, u too enjoy day
Hahah,u be mess I swear
Posted: at 13-03-2016 08:51 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 13-03-2016 08:55 AM (9 years ago)
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lol, working from generation to generation.
Posted: at 13-03-2016 08:55 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 08:06 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 13-03-2016 08:51 AM
Hahah,u be mess I swear
I no,,, BT my shit no dey smell. I swear, u b konfirm chop-shit,,,, na all d rotten tins wey don die finish u dey carry come here. If na must say u go bring dem, e no concern me BT say, u just dey pack am like sardine like say tomorrow no dey? E mean say d swear wey dem swear 4 u don catch u BT I go dey nark u akpako make e 4 dey commot small small.

I beg continue to dey chop ur shit,,, I no hold u BT I dey here 4 YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 247
Posted: at 13-03-2016 08:06 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 13-03-2016 10:20 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 08:06 PM
I no,,, BT my shit no dey smell. I swear, u b konfirm chop-shit,,,, na all d rotten tins wey don die finish u dey carry come here. If na must say u go bring dem, e no concern me BT say, u just dey pack am like sardine like say tomorrow no dey? E mean say d swear wey dem swear 4 u don catch u BT I go dey nark u akpako make e 4 dey commot small small.

I beg continue to dey chop ur shit,,, I no hold u BT I dey here 4 YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 247
Heheeh,,kull down,,y u da boil..al ur vex no fit boil one seed of bean oooo...tk cold water relax...
Posted: at 13-03-2016 10:20 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 02:11 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 13-03-2016 08:55 AM
lol, working from generation to generation.
....yes oooh my brother....
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:11 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 10:49 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 02:11 AM
....yes oooh my brother....
Lols
Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:49 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 24-03-2016 09:32 PM (9 years ago)
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heheheheh abeg join me laugh small oooh
Posted: at 24-03-2016 09:32 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 26-03-2016 07:13 AM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-03-2016 07:13 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 04:35 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 08:38 AM
I saw,,, u too enjoy day
mmmmm
Posted: at 26-03-2016 04:35 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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