Top 10 Ways Of Identifying A ‘Runs Girl’ In Lagos

4 years ago by: victor matt
-- (m) at 15-03-2016 06:51AM

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1. Runs girls in Lagos are fond of heavy
make-ups:
They are always desperate to create an
impression wherever they go. This leads to
obviously heavy and colourful make-ups that
mayn’t even rhyme at all. The ‘foundation’
could be so strong like she wants to erect a
building on her face.

2. Awkward piercings:
These set of ladies pierce their nose with
rings attached. Their ears carry multiple
piercings too. Some bold ones go as far as
rocking nose rings to show how fashionable
they are.

3. They chew gum indecently:
The act of chewing gum is very paramount
among full time prostitutes and ‘aristos’
seem to have mastered the act well and I
wonder the rationale behind it.

4. Bosom  display:
As goods are displayed on shelves in the
shopping mall, so also the runs girls flash
their ‘selling points’ I.e their area of strength
for prospective buyers. They make sure you
can a vivid look of what you are up against
like the massive boobs, big bum and
exposure of the flat tummy or waist.

5. Tattoos:
In Nigeria today, most decent and well-
cultured ladies don’t draw tattoos. Most
‘female marketers’ are fond of conspicuous
tattoos which are positioned at strategic
points for you to feed your eyes on and they
are always quite bold.

6. Bleached skin:
A fair lady gets more attention and is easily
noticeable than a dark one. Runs girls don’t
joke with bleaching. The skin is unnecessary
white while the fingers, toes and knuckles
stand out black with the intention to break
away like Biafra.

7. Runs girls in Lagos love expensive
phones with busy lines:
When a lady’s phone rings incessantly like
she is a customer-care agent and you know
she isn’t selling anything; my guy, she is into
‘E-commerce’ like Jumia delivering the
assumed and the social media is likely her
booking office.

8. When you keep calling her phone and
introducing yourself severally:
Runs girls have several clients to deal with.
They hardly store numbers until they are
sure you have the will to do business. They
easily lose track of the identity of their
callers and you get poised to re-introduce
yourself over and over again.

9. If she disappears mysteriously like the
2016 national budget from the senate on
Friday nights:
Friday nights are sacred nights in Lagos
when the ‘god of koboko’ is worshiped by
hardworking men that must have been
engaged productively throughout the week.
On a night like this, a hot runs girl must have
been booked by the highest bidder; hence a
dramatic disappearance until Saturday
morning.

10. She is a likely ‘selling it’ if she spends
the entire day sleeping and heads out
every night:
Runs girls in Lagos have opposite working
schedules, they leave for work when others
are returning, and go on recess when others
are at work like ‘Edo witches’ .


-- emma4love3 (m) at 23-03-2016 05:23AM
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yes all the list is true....runs no hard to know..
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