FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY !!!!!!!!

Date: 11-08-2008 3:52 pm (16 years ago) | Author: emma udom
- at 11-08-2008 03:52 PM (16 years ago)
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years,reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied
in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire.

He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the
fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?' One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. .....What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'
The three friends said: 'What a shame...what a
disappointment.'

The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends. !!!!!!!!


Posted: at 11-08-2008 03:52 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- ifeyemi5 at 13-08-2008 08:21 AM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 13-08-2008 08:21 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- khadijah at 2-09-2008 01:26 AM (16 years ago)
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hoott,now who has most pride in his son....
Posted: at 2-09-2008 01:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 28-10-2008 10:47 AM (16 years ago)
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this life na wa o
Posted: at 28-10-2008 10:47 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 28-10-2008 05:03 PM (16 years ago)
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that boy get mouth o
Posted: at 28-10-2008 05:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 29-10-2008 05:44 PM (16 years ago)
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open Question:

What will u like ur son to be?
A. engineer  B. pilot   C. gay/stripper   D. Economist

lol
Posted: at 29-10-2008 05:44 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ngfineface at 31-08-2015 04:01 PM (9 years ago)
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Nice one..lol
Posted: at 31-08-2015 04:01 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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