> to dinner
> one night with there wives. There all sitting around the
> table chatting
> and laughing when Paddy Englishman drops his fork, so he
> bends down to
> pick up his fork when he looks up his wife's skirt and sees
> that she's
> wearing no knickers, he gets up and whispers too her in an
> angry tone,
> "what are you trying to do?, you wearing no knickers for
> god's sake!!!",
> and she reply's well you never give me any money so I can
> buy some", so
> Paddy Englishman pulls out a tenner and gives it to her
> saying "Well buy
> yourself some knickers for god sake!!"
>
> So they carry on with there dinner, when Paddy Scotsman
> drops his fork,
> and again bends over to pick it up and looks up his wife's
> skirt and
> see's she is also wearing no knickers, Paddy Scotsman gets
> up and says
> to her "For god sake women.. what are you trying to do???
> Your wearing
> no knickers.!!", and again the reply is "well you never
> give me any
> money to buy some", so Paddy Scotsman digs into his pocket
> and pulls out
> a tenner and gives it to her, "Well buy some knickers for
> god sake"..
>
> And again they proceed with dinner, when Paddy Irishman
> drops his fork,
> and he bends over to pick it up and looks up his wife's
> skirt and see's
> she is wearing no knickers. Paddy jumps up in a fit of
> rage.. and shouts
> "FOR GOD SAKE WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO??? YOUR
> WEARING NO
> KNICKERS!!!!", his wife replies "Well you never gimme any
> money to buy
> some"... Paddy digs into his pocket and pulls out a Comb
> and says "Well
> Tidy yourself up for God's sake!"
>
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