Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"
The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!" "GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"
Posted: at 25-02-2010 02:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
uploader at 25-02-2010 02:19 PM (15 years ago) (m)
d boy na mumu oh.
Posted: at 25-02-2010 02:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
prettyb4eva at 26-02-2010 03:44 PM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: coolguys235 on 25-02-2010 03:52 PM
Quote from: prettyb4eva on 25-02-2010 02:51 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on 25-02-2010 02:45 PM
i still dey imagine no be pb4
lost but found i saw ur pic on AIT they say u hav bin missing 4 20days
u sure say no be yar adua u see
no am vry sure its u, yes u where wearing 1 brown singlet wit blue pant u where holding cabin biscuit and ur eyes looks puff and red i guess u must hav bin cryin, poor baby
Posted: at 26-02-2010 03:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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