> application a 17 year old boy
> submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in
> Florida... and they hired
> him because he was so honest and funny!
>
> NAME: Greg Bulmash
>
> SEX:
> Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
>
> DESIRED POSITION: Company's
> President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's
> available. If I was in a
> position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in
> the first
> place.
>
> DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a
> Michael
> Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible,
> make an offer and we can
> haggle.
>
> EDUCATION: Yes.
>
> LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle
> management hostility.
>
> SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
>
> MOST NOTABLE
> ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
> post-it
> notes.
>
> REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
>
> HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:
> Any.
>
> PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and
> Thursday.
>
> DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're
> better suited
> to a more intimate environment.
>
> MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If
> I had one, would I be here?
>
> DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT
> WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
>
> DO YOU HAVE A
> CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be
> "Do you have a car
> that runs?"
>
> HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may
>
> already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house
> Sweepstakes.
>
> DO YOU
> SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING
> IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously
> wealthy dumb sexy blonde
> super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since
> sliced bread. Actually, I'd
> like to be doing that now.
>
> DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND
> COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
>
> SIGN HERE:
> Aries.
>
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