YOU ARE NEXT

Date: 01-03-2010 8:47 am (15 years ago) | Author: MizDD
- at 1-03-2010 08:47 AM (15 years ago)
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Back in my single days. My great-grand aunties and grandma use to force me to attend weddings with 'em and each time the priest says "I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE" my aunties and grandma usually poke and say "YOU ARE NEXT" I became tired of this ordeal and decided its pay back time. Whenever there is a funerals, I force them to attend with me and each time the priest says "Dust to Dust and Ashes to Ashes". I'll poke them and say "YOU ARE NEXT"

Posted: at 1-03-2010 08:47 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Bomber at 1-03-2010 08:59 AM (15 years ago)
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Nice wish
Posted: at 1-03-2010 08:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 09:08 AM (15 years ago)
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too bad
Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 1-03-2010 09:11 AM (15 years ago)
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Ain't so
Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 09:12 AM (15 years ago)
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yes it is
Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 1-03-2010 09:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Not much diff btw both.
Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 09:19 AM (15 years ago)
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nor any resemblance
Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 1-03-2010 09:44 AM (15 years ago)
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an eye for an eye
Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 1-03-2010 09:56 AM (15 years ago)
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Yh
Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 10:10 AM (15 years ago)
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i would prefer an eye for a heart
Posted: at 1-03-2010 10:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 1-03-2010 02:19 PM (15 years ago)
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and a Bosom  for a dick?
Posted: at 1-03-2010 02:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 1-03-2010 02:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  1-03-2010 02:19 PM
and a Bosom  for a dick?
Shocked Shocked



nyz joke @poster
Posted: at 1-03-2010 02:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 1-03-2010 02:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Diadem on  1-03-2010 08:47 AM
Back in my single days. My great-grand aunties and grandma use to force me to attend weddings with 'em and each time the priest says "I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE" my aunties and grandma usually poke and say "YOU ARE NEXT" I became tired of this ordeal and decided its pay back time. Whenever there is a funerals, I force them to attend with me and each time the priest says "Dust to Dust and Ashes to Ashes". I'll poke them and say "YOU ARE NEXT"
pb4 hwever good version
Posted: at 1-03-2010 02:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 1-03-2010 03:39 PM (15 years ago)
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u crasy? wher was it pb4....just bounce if u gat notin to spit
Posted: at 1-03-2010 03:39 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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