Elderly Woman Portrait

Date: 03-03-2010 12:01 am (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 3-03-2010 12:01 AM (15 years ago)
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> An elderly woman
> decided to have her portrait painted.
> She told the artist: “Paint me with
> diamond ear-rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a
> ruby broach and a
> gold Rolex.”
> The confused artist said: “But you’re not wearing any
> of those
> things.” “I know,” she said. “But if I die before
> my husband,I’m sure my husband
> will remarry. And I want his new wife to go crazy looking
> for the
> jewelery.”

Posted: at 3-03-2010 12:01 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- xter at 3-03-2010 12:05 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 3-03-2010 12:05 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 3-03-2010 11:30 AM (15 years ago)
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smart wifey
Posted: at 3-03-2010 11:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 3-03-2010 11:31 AM (15 years ago)
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ahahahahaha,,, nice1 Grin
Posted: at 3-03-2010 11:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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