>
> A New Hampshire Congresswoman asked me to book her an aisle
> seat on the airplane. She did not want her hair to get
> messed up by being near the window.
>
> Passport Saga
>
> I got a call from a Congress man, who wanted to go to
> Capetown. I started to explain that he needed a passport. He
> interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look
> stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts."
>
> Without trying to make him lose face, I calmly explained,
> "Cape Cod is in
> Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response -
> click, the phone went dead.
>
> Map Reading
>
> A Senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a
> Florida package we booked for him. I asked for details of
> what was wrong with the hotel in Orlando. He said he was
> expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not
> possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He
> replied, "Don’t lie to me. I am looking at the map, and
> Florida is a very thin state!!!"
>
> More Map Reading
>
> I got a call from a Lawmaker’s wife who asked, "Is it
> possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." She
> said, "But they look so close on the map."
>
> Big Airport in Texas
>
> An Aide for a Bush cabinet member once called and asked if
> they could rent a car in Dallas. When I looked at the
> reservation, I noticed that they only had a one-hour
> stop-over Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a
> car for just an hour, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big
> airport, and we will need a car to drive between the gates
> to save time.
>
>Eddie Murphy.. =================================================================
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