Top 10 reasons why ladies "WILL NOT" fall for MAzi (Page 4)

Date: 06-03-2010 5:43 pm (15 years ago) | Author: G-boy {da hoodhailing boy}
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- mazi at 12-03-2010 04:17 AM (15 years ago)
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@sa-fire...luckily dat one managed to escape....dis one escaped too but i dnt know d mango head dat brought it back....
Posted: at 12-03-2010 04:17 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- sa-fire at 12-03-2010 04:25 AM (15 years ago)
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 @least u r getting some attention u can pick n choose based on the comments.. LOL
Posted: at 12-03-2010 04:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mazi at 12-03-2010 04:42 AM (15 years ago)
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Mazi dnt need no attention, wot for ma dear?
Posted: at 12-03-2010 04:42 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- akjasper at 12-03-2010 04:43 AM (15 years ago)
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Who knws who dis mango head of a person is ?? huh!!
Posted: at 12-03-2010 04:43 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- sa-fire at 12-03-2010 04:47 AM (15 years ago)
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lol.. good 2 no....
@akjasper... hmm.. u r a suspect...
Posted: at 12-03-2010 04:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mazi at 12-03-2010 04:50 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: akjasper on 12-03-2010 04:43 AM
Who knws who dis mango head of a person is ?? huh!!

thou knowest thy self..... Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2010 04:50 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- akjasper at 12-03-2010 05:04 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: mazi on 12-03-2010 04:50 AM
Quote from: akjasper on 12-03-2010 04:43 AM
Who knws who dis mango head of a person is ?? huh!!

thou knowest thy self..... Grin

Says d fake oracle .
Quote from: sa-fire on 12-03-2010 04:47 AM
lol.. good 2 no....
@akjasper... hmm.. u r a suspect...

Bt still innocent until ..................?
Posted: at 12-03-2010 05:04 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- sa-fire at 12-03-2010 05:08 AM (15 years ago)
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actually its guilty until proven innocent... sorry...
Posted: at 12-03-2010 05:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akjasper at 12-03-2010 05:13 AM (15 years ago)
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Bt wanna turn it arnd on my own here.....Cos u wanna hold my dwn already dear!
Posted: at 12-03-2010 05:13 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- mazi at 12-03-2010 05:14 AM (15 years ago)
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@sa-fire....hahahahahahahha.....nice one!

@AK....stop begging.....lol
Posted: at 12-03-2010 05:14 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- akjasper at 12-03-2010 05:17 AM (15 years ago)
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U think i will..?
Posted: at 12-03-2010 05:17 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- erikaakpan at 12-03-2010 09:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: humblej on 12-03-2010 02:45 AM
Quote from: ebony_cutie on 12-03-2010 02:37 AM
Quote from: mazi on 12-03-2010 02:33 AM
sista nd broda...na so e dey start.....una think say i don sleep abi?

lol no come spoil our sista/broda rship ooo  Grin
No mind Mazi, maybe he want join u on top of his numerous girl friends.... eg Erika

ehnnnnn...ok ohhh
Posted: at 12-03-2010 09:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 13-03-2010 02:02 AM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahahahaha.....mazi don face serz attack
Posted: at 13-03-2010 02:02 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kennee at 13-03-2010 11:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: luvvy on  6-03-2010 05:43 PM
1, HE IS NOT PATIENCE: As u know our ladies, even if they are tripping for u they will still want u to do some stress before u get em, but someone like mazi can't take dat, after like five minutes he's been toasting u, telling u dat u are beautiful and u are still doing somehow, then u should get ready for the opposite of the word BEAUTIFUL, he will even abuse you to the last extent of ur life....

2, SOMETIMES HE IS A LIER: Atleast 30% of wat is in his head is false, i think dat is enough for the ladies to know who is unfaithful

3, ORACLE'S ANGER: If u are around when the oracle is angry, u won't like it, if u are lucky Oracle can juss turn u to a monkey or turn u to a pair of slippers.. but if u are unlucky  it's only mazi can tell u wat u will turn to

4. HE WON"T JUSS STEP DOWN: Mazi is very stobborn, if tell u dat u are not going eat this afternoon, God haven't created that Angel dat will beg him for you to eat dat afternoon....

5, HE IS HANDSOME: though he is not a player, but girls of nowadays prefare UGLY guyz, so dat they will have a rest of mind...Abi

6, HIS FRIENDS: Starting from KENNEE born to be a player, he can date 7 girls in a day {calculate dat in a week} YALL KNOW, AKJAPER {Bash Ali's brother} One blow seven die, DIRTY KID {new clean Omo can't even wash his cloth} imagine how dirty he can be.... so pals imagine wat ladies will think about him with these kind of friends

7, TOO LOCAL: Imagine, in this world of civilization where people listen to Hiphop, R&B, rap and so on, that is where Mazi choose Fuji, Apala and senwele as his favourite..

8, HIS VOICE: thou he is a very nice, brave, cool and quiet guy, But if u talk to him on phone u will think u are speaking with the KING OF THE AGBERO.... so deep and thick.... lol

9, HE TALK TOO MUCH: At first,  ladies will think he's trying to entertain them, keeping there company so dat they won't be bored, but by time u think he will stop talking that when he will think he need to start a new topic of discussion.....

10, HE IS PLANNING TO BE A SOLDIER: Good plan i think, but ladies don't think dat way becuz if the 4th world war comes around won't he go and defend his country and Bullet proof cannot protect u from BOMB explosion.....


next person is DGUY

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Posted: at 13-03-2010 11:02 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blackberryPearl at 13-03-2010 11:04 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 13-03-2010 11:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kennee at 13-03-2010 11:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Hi BBP Smiley
Posted: at 13-03-2010 11:13 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blackberryPearl at 13-03-2010 11:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Hey Kennee...sup?........
Posted: at 13-03-2010 11:20 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- PreetyInstinct at 13-03-2010 11:21 PM (15 years ago)
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I'm gud thanx. . .lolz
Posted: at 13-03-2010 11:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- blackberryPearl at 13-03-2010 11:47 PM (15 years ago)
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hahaha....watz popping with u girl?..............
Posted: at 13-03-2010 11:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- PreetyInstinct at 13-03-2010 11:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Just there i got tins 2 do which i still haven't kinda depressing u know. . .wat about u?
Posted: at 13-03-2010 11:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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