1, HE IS NOT PATIENCE: As u know our ladies, even if they are tripping for u they will still want u to do some stress before u get em, but someone like mazi can't take dat, after like five minutes he's been toasting u, telling u dat u are beautiful and u are still doing somehow, then u should get ready for the opposite of the word BEAUTIFUL, he will even abuse you to the last extent of ur life....
2, SOMETIMES HE IS A LIER: Atleast 30% of wat is in his head is false, i think dat is enough for the ladies to know who is unfaithful
3, ORACLE'S ANGER: If u are around when the oracle is angry, u won't like it, if u are lucky Oracle can juss turn u to a monkey or turn u to a pair of slippers.. but if u are unlucky it's only mazi can tell u wat u will turn to
4. HE WON"T JUSS STEP DOWN: Mazi is very stobborn, if tell u dat u are not going eat this afternoon, God haven't created that Angel dat will beg him for you to eat dat afternoon....
5, HE IS HANDSOME: though he is not a player, but girls of nowadays prefare UGLY guyz, so dat they will have a rest of mind...Abi
6, HIS FRIENDS: Starting from KENNEE born to be a player, he can date 7 girls in a day {calculate dat in a week} YALL KNOW, AKJAPER {Bash Ali's brother} One blow seven die, DIRTY KID {new clean Omo can't even wash his cloth} imagine how dirty he can be.... so pals imagine wat ladies will think about him with these kind of friends
7, TOO LOCAL: Imagine, in this world of civilization where people listen to Hiphop, R&B, rap and so on, that is where Mazi choose Fuji, Apala and senwele as his favourite..
8, HIS VOICE: thou he is a very nice, brave, cool and quiet guy, But if u talk to him on phone u will think u are speaking with the KING OF THE AGBERO.... so deep and thick.... lol
9, HE TALK TOO MUCH: At first, ladies will think he's trying to entertain them, keeping there company so dat they won't be bored, but by time u think he will stop talking that when he will think he need to start a new topic of discussion.....
10, HE IS PLANNING TO BE A SOLDIER: Good plan i think, but ladies don't think dat way becuz if the 4th world war comes around won't he go and defend his country and Bullet proof cannot protect u from BOMB explosion.....
next person is DGUY
Posted: at 6-03-2010 05:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
I will never fade and I will never blend....not here to be ur friend or enemy, i say what i ave to say & i'll be out as soon as i'm done, not hard to find & not here to keep i'm the beauty that you can never sight asleep!
Posted: at 6-03-2010 10:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
1, HE IS NOT PATIENCE: As u know our ladies, even if they are tripping for u they will still want u to do some stress before u get em, but someone like mazi can't take dat, after like five minutes he's been toasting u, telling u dat u are beautiful and u are still doing somehow, then u should get ready for the opposite of the word BEAUTIFUL, he will even abuse you to the last extent of ur life....
2, SOMETIMES HE IS A LIER: Atleast 30% of wat is in his head is false, i think dat is enough for the ladies to know who is unfaithful
3, ORACLE'S ANGER: If u are around when the oracle is angry, u won't like it, if u are lucky Oracle can juss turn u to a monkey or turn u to a pair of slippers.. but if u are unlucky it's only mazi can tell u wat u will turn to
4. HE WON"T JUSS STEP DOWN: Mazi is very stobborn, if tell u dat u are not going eat this afternoon, God haven't created that Angel dat will beg him for you to eat dat afternoon....
5, HE IS HANDSOME: though he is not a player, but girls of nowadays prefare UGLY guyz, so dat they will have a rest of mind...Abi
6, HIS FRIENDS: Starting from KENNEE born to be a player, he can date 7 girls in a day {calculate dat in a week} YALL KNOW, AKJAPER {Bash Ali's brother} One blow seven die, DIRTY KID {new clean Omo can't even wash his cloth} imagine how dirty he can be.... so pals imagine wat ladies will think about him with these kind of friends
7, TOO LOCAL: Imagine, in this world of civilization where people listen to Hiphop, R&B, rap and so on, that is where Mazi choose Fuji, Apala and senwele as his favourite..
8, HIS VOICE: thou he is a very nice, brave, cool and quiet guy, But if u talk to him on phone u will think u are speaking with the KING OF THE AGBERO.... so deep and thick.... lol
9, HE TALK TOO MUCH: At first, ladies will think he's trying to entertain them, keeping there company so dat they won't be bored, but by time u think he will stop talking that when he will think he need to start a new topic of discussion.....
10, HE IS PLANNING TO BE A SOLDIER: Good plan i think, but ladies don't think dat way becuz if the 4th world war comes around won't he go and defend his country and Bullet proof cannot protect u from BOMB explosion.....
next person is DGUY
Luvvy wats my name doin here?
Huh !!
Posted: at 9-03-2010 01:36 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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