Top 10 reasons why ladies "WILL NOT" fall for MAzi

Published 9 years ago by: G-boy {da hoodhailing boy}
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at 05:43 PM, 6/03/2010 (9 years ago)

(5087 | Gistmaniac) (m)

1, HE IS NOT PATIENCE: As u know our ladies, even if they are tripping for u they will still want u to do some stress before u get em, but someone like mazi can't take dat, after like five minutes he's been toasting u, telling u dat u are beautiful and u are still doing somehow, then u should get ready for the opposite of the word BEAUTIFUL, he will even abuse you to the last extent of ur life....

2, SOMETIMES HE IS A LIER: Atleast 30% of wat is in his head is false, i think dat is enough for the ladies to know who is unfaithful

3, ORACLE'S ANGER: If u are around when the oracle is angry, u won't like it, if u are lucky Oracle can juss turn u to a monkey or turn u to a pair of slippers.. but if u are unlucky  it's only mazi can tell u wat u will turn to

4. HE WON"T JUSS STEP DOWN: Mazi is very stobborn, if tell u dat u are not going eat this afternoon, God haven't created that Angel dat will beg him for you to eat dat afternoon....

5, HE IS HANDSOME: though he is not a player, but girls of nowadays prefare UGLY guyz, so dat they will have a rest of mind...Abi

6, HIS FRIENDS: Starting from KENNEE born to be a player, he can date 7 girls in a day {calculate dat in a week} YALL KNOW, AKJAPER {Bash Ali's brother} One blow seven die, DIRTY KID {new clean Omo can't even wash his cloth} imagine how dirty he can be.... so pals imagine wat ladies will think about him with these kind of friends

7, TOO LOCAL: Imagine, in this world of civilization where people listen to Hiphop, R&B, rap and so on, that is where Mazi choose Fuji, Apala and senwele as his favourite..

8, HIS VOICE: thou he is a very nice, brave, cool and quiet guy, But if u talk to him on phone u will think u are speaking with the KING OF THE AGBERO.... so deep and thick.... lol

9, HE TALK TOO MUCH: At first,  ladies will think he's trying to entertain them, keeping there company so dat they won't be bored, but by time u think he will stop talking that when he will think he need to start a new topic of discussion.....

10, HE IS PLANNING TO BE A SOLDIER: Good plan i think, but ladies don't think dat way becuz if the 4th world war comes around won't he go and defend his country and Bullet proof cannot protect u from BOMB explosion.....



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luvvy at 05:47 PM, 6/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(5087 | Gistmaniac) (m)

See I were not there, i were her since..........
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PreetyInstinct at 10:25 PM, 6/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(12003 | Hero) (f)

Number seven gave me jokes.....hehehe Grin

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neossha at 10:46 PM, 6/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(3421 | Gistmaniac) (f)

lolz
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erikaakpan at 11:20 PM, 6/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(6696 | Gistmaniac) (f)

luvvy! which kind of talk is this o....i no like it a tall Angry
leave my mazi alone o!

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mazi at 11:37 PM, 6/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(19675 | Hero) (m)

kai....i dnt know wot i did to dis cartoon boi o.... Huh?
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erikaakpan at 11:40 PM, 6/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(6696 | Gistmaniac) (f)

dnt mind him baby...he was dropped on his head when he was a baby...

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mazi at 11:45 PM, 6/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(19675 | Hero) (m)

hahhahaha....arrhhhh, good u r here.
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HOPEA23 at 11:50 PM, 6/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(22359 | Addicted Hero) (f)

Hahaha

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erikaakpan at 11:51 PM, 6/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(6696 | Gistmaniac) (f)

Quote from: mazi on 11:45 PM,  6/03/2010
hahhahaha....arrhhhh, good u r here.

 Wink Kiss

i missed u na...where u been?

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mazi at 11:55 PM, 6/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(19675 | Hero) (m)

Quote from: erikaakpan on 11:51 PM,  6/03/2010
Quote from: mazi on 11:45 PM,  6/03/2010
hahhahaha....arrhhhh, good u r here.

 Wink Kiss

i missed u na...where u been?
bn sick cos of ur absence
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erikaakpan at 12:00 AM, 7/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(6696 | Gistmaniac) (f)

Quote from: mazi on 11:55 PM,  6/03/2010
Quote from: erikaakpan on 11:51 PM,  6/03/2010
Quote from: mazi on 11:45 PM,  6/03/2010
hahhahaha....arrhhhh, good u r here.

 Wink Kiss

i missed u na...where u been?
bn sick cos of ur absence

wat? how na? so my absence made u sick? come lemme take care of u Wink

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luvvy at 02:30 PM, 7/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(5087 | Gistmaniac) (m)

Quote from: erikaakpan on 12:00 AM,  7/03/2010
Quote from: mazi on 11:55 PM,  6/03/2010
Quote from: erikaakpan on 11:51 PM,  6/03/2010
Quote from: mazi on 11:45 PM,  6/03/2010
hahhahaha....arrhhhh, good u r here.

 Wink Kiss

i missed u na...where u been?
bn sick cos of ur absence

wat? how na? so my absence made u sick? come lemme take care of u Wink

Quack Doctor........
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prince316 at 07:13 PM, 7/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(1467 | Gistmaniac) (m)

mazi, wathing u do the guy
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Miss_precious at 07:15 PM, 7/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(2857 | Gistmaniac) (f)

some one is in trouble

hehehehhehee

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brightossy at 05:41 AM, 8/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(7374 | Gistmaniac) (m)

Chai! Poor mazi
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akjasper at 01:36 AM, 9/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(7796 | Hero) (m)

Quote from: luvvy on 05:43 PM,  6/03/2010
1, HE IS NOT PATIENCE: As u know our ladies, even if they are tripping for u they will still want u to do some stress before u get em, but someone like mazi can't take dat, after like five minutes he's been toasting u, telling u dat u are beautiful and u are still doing somehow, then u should get ready for the opposite of the word BEAUTIFUL, he will even abuse you to the last extent of ur life....

2, SOMETIMES HE IS A LIER: Atleast 30% of wat is in his head is false, i think dat is enough for the ladies to know who is unfaithful

3, ORACLE'S ANGER: If u are around when the oracle is angry, u won't like it, if u are lucky Oracle can juss turn u to a monkey or turn u to a pair of slippers.. but if u are unlucky  it's only mazi can tell u wat u will turn to

4. HE WON"T JUSS STEP DOWN: Mazi is very stobborn, if tell u dat u are not going eat this afternoon, God haven't created that Angel dat will beg him for you to eat dat afternoon....

5, HE IS HANDSOME: though he is not a player, but girls of nowadays prefare UGLY guyz, so dat they will have a rest of mind...Abi

6, HIS FRIENDS: Starting from KENNEE born to be a player, he can date 7 girls in a day {calculate dat in a week} YALL KNOW, AKJAPER {Bash Ali's brother} One blow seven die, DIRTY KID {new clean Omo can't even wash his cloth} imagine how dirty he can be.... so pals imagine wat ladies will think about him with these kind of friends

7, TOO LOCAL: Imagine, in this world of civilization where people listen to Hiphop, R&B, rap and so on, that is where Mazi choose Fuji, Apala and senwele as his favourite..

8, HIS VOICE: thou he is a very nice, brave, cool and quiet guy, But if u talk to him on phone u will think u are speaking with the KING OF THE AGBERO.... so deep and thick.... lol

9, HE TALK TOO MUCH: At first,  ladies will think he's trying to entertain them, keeping there company so dat they won't be bored, but by time u think he will stop talking that when he will think he need to start a new topic of discussion.....

10, HE IS PLANNING TO BE A SOLDIER: Good plan i think, but ladies don't think dat way becuz if the 4th world war comes around won't he go and defend his country and Bullet proof cannot protect u from BOMB explosion.....



next person is DGUY

Luvvy wats my name doin here?Huh?

Huh !!
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mazi at 01:42 AM, 9/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(19675 | Hero) (m)

make una tell dis pikin to leave me alone o...b4 i unleash d oracle on him
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Beauti4 at 03:00 AM, 9/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(8152 | Hero) (f)

Luvvy u r right. But wat did u mean by...
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ceejay58 at 03:54 AM, 9/03/2010 (9 years ago)
(8392 | Hero) (m)

Quote from: erikaakpan on 11:20 PM,  6/03/2010
luvvy! which kind of talk is this o....i no like it a tall Angry
leave my mazi alone o!

*sneeze*  erh ehn................  brb    Grin
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