> through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his
> money.
>
> He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what
> modern education is
> developing! They actually have a program here in College
> Station that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"
>
> "That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do we get Ol' Blue in
> that program?" "Just send him down here with $1,000" the
> young cowboy says.
> "I'll get him in the course."
>
> So, his father sends the dog and $1,000. About two-thirds
> of the way through the semester, the money again runs out.
> The boy calls home.
> "So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks. "
>
> Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you
> just won't believe this - they've had such good results they
> have started to teach the animals how to read!"
>
> "Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue
> into that program?" "Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the
> class."
>
> The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At
> the end of the
> year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk,
> nor read... so he shoots
> the dog.
>
> When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is
> all excited.
> "Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read
> something and talk!"
>
> "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday
> morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in
> the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the
> Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to
> me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing' around with
> that young lady who lives in town?"
>
> The father exclaimed,
> "I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to
> your Mother!"
>
> "I sure did, Dad!"
>
> "That's my boy!"
>
> The kid went on to be a successful lawyer and then went
> into politics.
>
>
>
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