> coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is
> important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this
> sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a
> real man will do, probably because there is an element of
> danger involved.
>
> When a man volunteers to do the Barbeque, usually on a
> Saturday, the following chain of events are put into motion:
>
>
> Barbeque Routine
>
> 1) The woman buys the food.
>
> 2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and
> makes dessert.
>
> 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a
> tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces,
> and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill -
> beer in hand.
> Here comes the important part:
>
> 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>
> More routine....
>
> 5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and
> cutlery.
>
> 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
> burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another
> beer while he deals with the situation.
>
> Important again:
> 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
> WOMAN.
>
> More routine.....
>
>
The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,> napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
>
> 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
> dishes.
> And most important of all:
>
> 10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
> efforts.
>
> 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
> And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that
> there's just no pleasing some women....
>
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