Reasons why I don’t visit my rich friends

Date: 19-03-2010 1:44 am (15 years ago) | Author: xixi
- at 19-03-2010 01:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Reasons why I don’t visit my rich friends

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
               
  Question: what would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
                Answer:    Tea please.
Question :  Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
               Answer:    Ceylon tea please
Question :  how would you like it, black or white?
              Answer:    white
Question :    milk or fresh cream?
              Answer:    with milk
Question :    goat's milk or cow's milk?
              Answer;    with cow's milk please
Question :    freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
              Answer:    umm, think I'll just take it black
Question :    would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
              Answer:    with sugar
Question :    beet sugar or cane sugar?
              Answer:    cane sugar
Question :    white, brown or yellow sugar?
              Answer:   Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead
Question :    mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
              Answer:    mineral water
Question :    flavored or non-flavored?
              Answer:    Abeg, I think I'll just die of thirst. Which kind wahala be dis.

Posted: at 19-03-2010 01:44 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- adedupcy at 19-03-2010 02:01 AM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-03-2010 02:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zolazola at 19-03-2010 09:00 AM (15 years ago)
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i don read am
Posted: at 19-03-2010 09:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- abdullove at 19-03-2010 09:11 AM (15 years ago)
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more money more problem. nice joke
Posted: at 19-03-2010 09:11 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 19-03-2010 11:13 AM (15 years ago)
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u better stay in ur home
Posted: at 19-03-2010 11:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-03-2010 11:28 AM (15 years ago)
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nne, old news...
Posted: at 19-03-2010 11:28 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Mistura at 19-03-2010 11:47 AM (15 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 19-03-2010 11:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 19-03-2010 11:50 AM (15 years ago)
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O.k
Posted: at 19-03-2010 11:50 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Mistura at 19-03-2010 11:52 AM (15 years ago)
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OKEKE
Posted: at 19-03-2010 11:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 19-03-2010 12:04 PM (15 years ago)
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seen and posted b4
Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 19-03-2010 12:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 19-03-2010 12:04 PM
seen and posted b4
Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 19-03-2010 12:15 PM (15 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 19-03-2010 02:15 PM (15 years ago)
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i agree with u don pb4
Posted: at 19-03-2010 02:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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