RON!

Date: 20-03-2010 8:29 am (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 20-03-2010 08:29 AM (15 years ago)
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> Ron had just purchased a new sports car and was out for a
> drive when he rudely cut off a mean truck driver. The
> trucker became very upset and motioned for Ron to pull
> over.
>
> Seeking to avoid further problems, Ron complied. When he
> did,
> the truck driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece
> of
> chalk from his pocket. Drawing a circle on the road, he
> told
> Ron to stand in the circle and not move. He then went to
> Ron's new car and cut up the leather seats.
>
> When the truck driver turned around to see Ron's reaction,
> Ron had a slight grin on his face.
>
> "Oh, you think that's funny?" the trucker asked. "Then,
> watch
> this." He then proceeded to get a baseball bat out of his
> truck and break every window in the car.
>
> When he turned to look back at Ron, Ron still had a smile
> on
> his face.
>
> This drove the driver into a rage. He got his knife back
> out
> and sliced all the tires.
>
> Ron was laughing.
>
> Then the truck driver really started to lose it. He went
> back to his truck and got a can of gas, poured it on the
> sports car, and set it on fire.
>
> When he turned around he found Ron laughing so hard that
> he
> was having a hard time maintain his balance.
>
> "What's so funny?" The truck driver asked, frustrated at
> his
> inability to receive emotional revenge.
>
> "When you weren't looking," Ron replied, I stepped outside
> the circle 10 times." 
> -----------------------------------------------------------


Posted: at 20-03-2010 08:29 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- Sheenor at 20-03-2010 08:30 AM (15 years ago)
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> How do you respond to adversity and mean people in your
> life?
>
> Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so
> did their fathers to the false prophets. But I say unto
> you
> which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate
> you,
> bless them that curse you, and pray for them which
> despitefully use you.
>
> And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also
> the other; and him that taketh away thy cloke forbid not
> to
> take thy coat also.
>
> Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that
> taketh away thy goods ask them not again. And as ye would
> that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.
> For
> if ye love them which love you, what thank have ye? For
> sinners also love those that love them. And if ye do good
> to
> them which do good to you, what thank have ye? for sinners
> also do even the same.
>
> And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to receive, what
> thank have ye? for sinners also lend to sinners, to
> receive
> as much again. But love ye your enemies, and do good, and
> lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be
> great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he
> is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil.
>
> Be ye therefore merciful, as your Father also is merciful.
> -Luke 6:26

Posted: at 20-03-2010 08:30 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- elusakin at 21-03-2010 05:27 AM (15 years ago)
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First joke was alright, but you spoilt the whole thing with your second post. You're just too too dumb for my liking.
Posted: at 21-03-2010 05:27 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- damosco4real at 21-03-2010 06:55 AM (15 years ago)
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first joke good....second best ba nt the right forum.poster a lil dumb sha.
Posted: at 21-03-2010 06:55 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- colenzo at 21-03-2010 11:30 AM (15 years ago)
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really dumb

Posted: at 21-03-2010 11:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 21-03-2010 12:14 PM (15 years ago)
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.

Posted: at 21-03-2010 12:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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