She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you'
She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that -
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' said the nun, why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party
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Posted: at 20-03-2010 05:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
quinzee4me at 20-03-2010 06:27 PM (15 years ago) (f)
two sinners this made me laugh
Posted: at 20-03-2010 06:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Bazemaster at 21-03-2010 12:59 PM (15 years ago) (m)
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I report from ma BAZEHOOD, niggaz feeling ma BAZESWAG 'cos it's hooded like my nigga HOODEDSWAG coming from BAZESQUAD in da BAZESTUDIOS UNITED.... I AM BAZEMASTER
Posted: at 21-03-2010 12:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
kani_mendez at 21-03-2010 08:41 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Bomber on 21-03-2010 06:45 PM
k'l
what the hizzle are u talking bout? If you hate your life, don't start asking others to hate it too. Life's sweet, live it, love it, and party in it too.
Posted: at 21-03-2010 08:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
what the hizzle are u talking bout? If you hate your life, don't start asking others to hate it too. Life's sweet, live it, love it, and party in it too.
what are u talking about?
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Posted: at 22-03-2010 06:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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