AFTERALL NOT BE ME BORN AM

10 years ago by: Michael Omo
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-- (m) at 20-03-2010 06:20PM (10 years ago)

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In fact Nigeria is becoming else and the divine grace of God is all we need to survive these calamities. I was in Lagos sometime ago when I head my neighbour and the wife battling and fighting themselves kept shouting; useless man, useless man, that’s what you are. We rushed out to intervene, blaming the woman for calling the husband a useless man. So this time around I will say it out for people to hear, the woman said. Make una see this yeye man dey phyuk our daughter. Na today the third day wen I dey catch am say he dey phyuk our only daughter, the woman cried. Then the man rushed from the other side and shouted at his wife, KEEP QUITE JON, AFTERALL NOT BE ME BORN AM. After a while, I jokingly asked the man if at all you are not the father, is it not a taboo to be sleeping with a mother and the daughter? My brother, no mind me, any time I see that girl, her yansh just dey confuse me, in fact the girl sweet pass her mama, the man replied.



-- vantheo (m) at 20-03-2010 07:03PM
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Lol

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-- chik001 (m) at 20-03-2010 08:41PM
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Quote from: Michro on 20-03-2010 06:20PM
In fact Nigeria is becoming else and the divine grace of God is all we need to survive these calamities. I was in Lagos sometime ago when I head my neighbour and the wife battling and fighting themselves kept shouting; useless man, useless man, that’s what you are. We rushed out to intervene, blaming the woman for calling the husband a useless man. So this time around I will say it out for people to hear, the woman said. Make una see this yeye man dey phyuk our daughter. Na today the third day wen I dey catch am say he dey phyuk our only daughter, the woman cried. Then the man rushed from the other side and shouted at his wife, KEEP QUITE JON, AFTERALL NOT BE ME BORN AM. After a while, I jokingly asked the man if at all you are not the father, is it not a taboo to be sleeping with a mother and the daughter? My brother, no mind me, any time I see that girl, her yansh just dey confuse me, in fact the girl sweet pass her mama, the man replied.


Wetin be the title of the film?
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-- Tuks (m) at 20-03-2010 08:55PM
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Hehehe....
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-- Beauti4 (f) at 20-03-2010 09:00PM
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what is funny about this predigament of yours Pster?
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-- fabmic (m) at 20-03-2010 10:56PM
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Quote from: Michro on 20-03-2010 06:20PM
In fact Nigeria is becoming else and the divine grace of God is all we need to survive these calamities. I was in Lagos sometime ago when I head my neighbour and the wife battling and fighting themselves kept shouting; useless man, useless man, that’s what you are. We rushed out to intervene, blaming the woman for calling the husband a useless man. So this time around I will say it out for people to hear, the woman said. Make una see this yeye man dey phyuk our daughter. Na today the third day wen I dey catch am say he dey phyuk our only daughter, the woman cried. Then the man rushed from the other side and shouted at his wife, KEEP QUITE JON, AFTERALL NOT BE ME BORN AM. After a while, I jokingly asked the man if at all you are not the father, is it not a taboo to be sleeping with a mother and the daughter? My brother, no mind me, any time I see that girl, her yansh just dey confuse me, in fact the girl sweet pass her mama, the man replied.

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-- Bazemaster (m) at 20-03-2010 11:09PM
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Chie! But no be new story sha

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-- Bazemaster (m) at 20-03-2010 11:10PM
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Chie! But no be new story sha

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-- Bazemaster (m) at 20-03-2010 11:11PM
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Chie! But no be new story sha

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-- brightossy (m) at 20-03-2010 11:26PM
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Poster, u no get the film?
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-- brightossy (m) at 20-03-2010 11:29PM
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Poster, u no get the film?
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-- fabmic (m) at 21-03-2010 12:10PM
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Quote from: brightossy on 20-03-2010 11:26PM
Poster, u no get the film?
how many times u wan talkam?
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-- shanique (f) at 27-03-2010 02:47AM
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HMMMMMMM

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-- myragonza (f) at 27-03-2010 02:58PM
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craps.........

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-- macgreat (m) at 27-03-2010 04:19PM
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Is this funny..cos i didnt read it

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-- Starlette (f) at 27-03-2010 04:34PM
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Quote from: Michro on 20-03-2010 06:20PM
In fact Nigeria is becoming else and the divine grace of God is all we need to survive these calamities. I was in Lagos sometime ago when I head my neighbour and the wife battling and fighting themselves kept shouting; useless man, useless man, that’s what you are. We rushed out to intervene, blaming the woman for calling the husband a useless man. So this time around I will say it out for people to hear, the woman said. Make una see this yeye man dey phyuk our daughter. Na today the third day wen I dey catch am say he dey phyuk our only daughter, the woman cried. Then the man rushed from the other side and shouted at his wife, KEEP QUITE JON, AFTERALL NOT BE ME BORN AM. After a while, I jokingly asked the man if at all you are not the father, is it not a taboo to be sleeping with a mother and the daughter? My brother, no mind me, any time I see that girl, her yansh just dey confuse me, in fact the girl sweet pass her mama, the man replied.

funny

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-- preciouslyme (f) at 27-03-2010 11:56PM
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sad sad story-ew nasty
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-- plainheart (f) at 29-03-2010 11:07AM
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passing
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-- mazi (m) at 29-03-2010 11:10AM
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was dat all abt...?
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-- belindajustins (f) at 29-03-2010 11:11AM
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lol......
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