AFTERALL NOT BE ME BORN AM

Published 9 years ago by: Michael Omo
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at 06:20 PM, 20/03/2010 (9 years ago)

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In fact Nigeria is becoming else and the divine grace of God is all we need to survive these calamities. I was in Lagos sometime ago when I head my neighbour and the wife battling and fighting themselves kept shouting; useless man, useless man, that’s what you are. We rushed out to intervene, blaming the woman for calling the husband a useless man. So this time around I will say it out for people to hear, the woman said. Make una see this yeye man dey phyuk our daughter. Na today the third day wen I dey catch am say he dey phyuk our only daughter, the woman cried. Then the man rushed from the other side and shouted at his wife, KEEP QUITE JON, AFTERALL NOT BE ME BORN AM. After a while, I jokingly asked the man if at all you are not the father, is it not a taboo to be sleeping with a mother and the daughter? My brother, no mind me, any time I see that girl, her yansh just dey confuse me, in fact the girl sweet pass her mama, the man replied.

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vantheo at 07:03 PM, 20/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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Lol

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chik001 at 08:41 PM, 20/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Michro on 06:20 PM, 20/03/2010
In fact Nigeria is becoming else and the divine grace of God is all we need to survive these calamities. I was in Lagos sometime ago when I head my neighbour and the wife battling and fighting themselves kept shouting; useless man, useless man, that’s what you are. We rushed out to intervene, blaming the woman for calling the husband a useless man. So this time around I will say it out for people to hear, the woman said. Make una see this yeye man dey phyuk our daughter. Na today the third day wen I dey catch am say he dey phyuk our only daughter, the woman cried. Then the man rushed from the other side and shouted at his wife, KEEP QUITE JON, AFTERALL NOT BE ME BORN AM. After a while, I jokingly asked the man if at all you are not the father, is it not a taboo to be sleeping with a mother and the daughter? My brother, no mind me, any time I see that girl, her yansh just dey confuse me, in fact the girl sweet pass her mama, the man replied.


Wetin be the title of the film?
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Tuks at 08:55 PM, 20/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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Hehehe....
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Beauti4 at 09:00 PM, 20/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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what is funny about this predigament of yours Pster?
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fabmic at 10:56 PM, 20/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Michro on 06:20 PM, 20/03/2010
In fact Nigeria is becoming else and the divine grace of God is all we need to survive these calamities. I was in Lagos sometime ago when I head my neighbour and the wife battling and fighting themselves kept shouting; useless man, useless man, that’s what you are. We rushed out to intervene, blaming the woman for calling the husband a useless man. So this time around I will say it out for people to hear, the woman said. Make una see this yeye man dey phyuk our daughter. Na today the third day wen I dey catch am say he dey phyuk our only daughter, the woman cried. Then the man rushed from the other side and shouted at his wife, KEEP QUITE JON, AFTERALL NOT BE ME BORN AM. After a while, I jokingly asked the man if at all you are not the father, is it not a taboo to be sleeping with a mother and the daughter? My brother, no mind me, any time I see that girl, her yansh just dey confuse me, in fact the girl sweet pass her mama, the man replied.

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Bazemaster at 11:09 PM, 20/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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Chie! But no be new story sha

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Bazemaster at 11:10 PM, 20/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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Chie! But no be new story sha

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Bazemaster at 11:11 PM, 20/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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Chie! But no be new story sha

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brightossy at 11:26 PM, 20/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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Poster, u no get the film?
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brightossy at 11:29 PM, 20/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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Poster, u no get the film?
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fabmic at 12:10 PM, 21/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 11:26 PM, 20/03/2010
Poster, u no get the film?
how many times u wan talkam?
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shanique at 02:47 AM, 27/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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HMMMMMMM

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myragonza at 02:58 PM, 27/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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craps.........

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macgreat at 04:19 PM, 27/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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Is this funny..cos i didnt read it

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Starlette at 04:34 PM, 27/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Michro on 06:20 PM, 20/03/2010
In fact Nigeria is becoming else and the divine grace of God is all we need to survive these calamities. I was in Lagos sometime ago when I head my neighbour and the wife battling and fighting themselves kept shouting; useless man, useless man, that’s what you are. We rushed out to intervene, blaming the woman for calling the husband a useless man. So this time around I will say it out for people to hear, the woman said. Make una see this yeye man dey phyuk our daughter. Na today the third day wen I dey catch am say he dey phyuk our only daughter, the woman cried. Then the man rushed from the other side and shouted at his wife, KEEP QUITE JON, AFTERALL NOT BE ME BORN AM. After a while, I jokingly asked the man if at all you are not the father, is it not a taboo to be sleeping with a mother and the daughter? My brother, no mind me, any time I see that girl, her yansh just dey confuse me, in fact the girl sweet pass her mama, the man replied.

funny

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preciouslyme at 11:56 PM, 27/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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sad sad story-ew nasty
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plainheart at 11:07 AM, 29/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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passing
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mazi at 11:10 AM, 29/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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was dat all abt...?
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belindajustins at 11:11 AM, 29/03/2010 (9 years ago)
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lol......
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