Controversial club owner, Pretty Mike recently admonished Nigerians who give out money to pastors even when they barely have enough to desist from doing this. In his words; “Stupidity is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last kobo to your pastor to buy a jet……. Mumu is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive school which your children will never attend….. Ignorance is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, and yet he enjoys all the best things in the world, the fine houses, cars, jets, babes etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy your own….. Ewu is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has an headache…. Kolo mental is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 Naira out of the 5000 Naira in your pocket bcos it is your tithe money….. You are a zombie when you trek, dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and smelling like shit during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air-conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slowing driving along the road….. Stop worshiping your pastors!!! They are human beings like you, they don’t have no power! If they had the power they claim they have, Nigeria would not be the way it is……..! If you don’t like what I have said argue with ur keyboard. And don’t insult me cause I know most off you are been Brain washed by there pastors …..wise up Nigerians even the white men that brought Christianity to Africa don’t do it that way #PastorPM#husbandmaterial #FatherOfSnakes ? #PythonLover
Posted: at 17-08-2017 01:01 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
pricklong at 17-08-2017 01:07 PM (7 years ago) (m)
YOU HAVE SAID IT ALL
Posted: at 17-08-2017 01:07 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Pretty Mike, I wish you are Nigeria Information Minister. Unfortunately, we have a liar in that sit who lies and never say the truth like you. His name is like himself...Liar Mohamed.
Posted: at 17-08-2017 01:12 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
Nice talk.. But ode is also when you chain two girls bringing them around like dogs, mumu is also when you carry feeding bottle meant for infant babies around.. Good to have your brain back to normal.
Posted: at 17-08-2017 03:43 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
God bless you Mr Poster. Unfortunately, we have many people already brainwashed enough not to read between the lines. I was a visitor at MFM one day when somebody asked the pastor "Is it good and acceptable to use one's tithe and offering to feed a neighbor's children who are starving of hunger?". The pastor said, "no, it's not good and acceptable, because the bible did not command us to spend the money meant for the church, re-iterating that the church should be allowed to spend its own the money". That was the first and last day of my visit/ties with that church. I read the same bible and I know God wants us to do more good than bringing tithes and offering to the church.
Posted: at 18-08-2017 01:07 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
what ever they called you , pretty fool or fool mike, You are sick, and need deliverance, your mouth will soon put into destruction and disappoint you and your hand will soon fail you, since you have chosen to insult the men of God, your days are numbered. you think you have money, don't worry we will hear your story, whether you give money to pastors or not the church and pastors will continue the work of God, you fool, go and read the book of Luke 12, your days are numbered, since you have left your stupid nudity and prostitute business to insult God and His savants. very soon you will hear from your maker. fool you have mouth to talk nonsense about the God's work and His savants, your foolishness has redirected your foolish brain to your destruction.
Posted: at 18-08-2017 07:14 AM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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