Vaseline for sex !!!!

Date: 11-04-2010 9:53 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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A man doing market research for Vaseline contacted a young mother of three and asked  ' Have you ever used our product?'

She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'

'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'

'We use it for sex.'

The researcher was a little surprised; 'Usually people lie say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, we know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all... We put it on the door knob to keep the kids out.'


14_Inches

Posted: at 11-04-2010 09:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 11-04-2010 10:53 PM (15 years ago)
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lol funny

Posted: at 11-04-2010 10:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 12-04-2010 12:54 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin

Utility vaseline

cool stuff
Posted: at 12-04-2010 12:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dticycee at 12-04-2010 06:21 AM (15 years ago)
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pass
Posted: at 12-04-2010 06:21 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- sabiti at 12-04-2010 10:45 AM (15 years ago)
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d man wan hear ful gist.haha
Posted: at 12-04-2010 10:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 12-04-2010 10:55 AM (15 years ago)
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9ice one thumb up  Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 12-04-2010 10:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 12-04-2010 11:15 AM (15 years ago)
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@ poster..hillarious
Posted: at 12-04-2010 11:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 12-04-2010 11:16 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-04-2010 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 12-04-2010 11:17 AM (15 years ago)
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yes really funny
Posted: at 12-04-2010 11:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 13-04-2010 12:37 PM (15 years ago)
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funny one
Posted: at 13-04-2010 12:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 13-04-2010 05:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Hehehe

Posted: at 13-04-2010 05:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- vantheo at 13-04-2010 05:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Hehehe

Posted: at 13-04-2010 05:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 13-04-2010 07:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Do you know what I use itt for Huh??

I use vaseline to lubricate my BORIS !!!!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 13-04-2010 07:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 13-04-2010 08:06 PM (15 years ago)
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thank u man. u made me laugh
Posted: at 13-04-2010 08:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 15-04-2010 08:07 AM (15 years ago)
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hehe
Posted: at 15-04-2010 08:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 15-04-2010 11:45 AM (15 years ago)
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I GET IT ... Thumbs up mab
Posted: at 15-04-2010 11:45 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 15-04-2010 11:46 AM (15 years ago)
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funi
Posted: at 15-04-2010 11:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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