I Didn't Even Get To Squeeze Any B00bs After Spending $215 On Her - Speed Darlington Laments

Published 1 year ago by: kacy lee
at 10:03 PM, 1/02/2018 (1 year ago)

(22937 | Addicted Hero) Online (f)

Internet sensation Speed Darlington is lamenting after spending money ($215) to take a woman to dinner yet he didn't even get to "squeeze bosom  or anything", according to him!

The Bang dada dang master shared a video of himself with a Dominican woman he just met and told of his dilemma. He said he feels like a "mumu" and like "shit" because he didn't get to "f***" her.

He isn't sure whether to be angry that he spent money and didn't get to sleep with her or whether he should be happy because good girls "are not suppose to f**k on the 1st date" and he has found a good girl. He's now asking for his followers' advice on whether to call her again or just move on.

Read what he wrote below.

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slimber at 10:11 PM, 1/02/2018 (1 year ago)
(12071 | Hero) (f)

See question nah followers go follow you leave with her hmmmm nah waaa
Marakelvs at 10:51 PM, 1/02/2018 (1 year ago)
(221 | Upcoming) (f)

I don't even know b/w Obj, Oshiomhole and ds guy who fine pass sef.
WhaleDog at 12:30 AM, 2/02/2018 (1 year ago)
(1950 | Gistmaniac) (m)

Who is he ? Someone tell dis attention seeker to go get a job or grab my shovel ,and I ma take u on my construction tour whip ma carte

Abogado at 02:17 AM, 2/02/2018 (1 year ago)
(397 | Upcoming) (m)

Hope you're coming for your father's burial come up on April?
ruthie at 09:28 AM, 2/02/2018 (1 year ago)
(17510 | Hero) (f)

this one na poor church rat and fool
fineboy77 at 09:43 AM, 2/02/2018 (1 year ago)
(8830 | Hero) (m)

this guys humor is sick

nature7888 at 05:19 PM, 2/02/2018 (1 year ago)
(4226 | Gistmaniac) (m)

This guy don d get the attention wey him d find sha. LOL
SOGaiya at 01:12 PM, 3/02/2018 (1 year ago)
(5481 | Gistmaniac) (m)

Misery guy in diaspora


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