I Didn't Even Get To Squeeze Any B00bs After Spending $215 On Her - Speed Darlington Laments

Date: 01-02-2018 10:03 pm (7 years ago) | Author: kacy lee
- at 1-02-2018 10:03 PM (7 years ago)
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Internet sensation Speed Darlington is lamenting after spending money ($215) to take a woman to dinner yet he didn't even get to "squeeze boobs or anything", according to him!

The Bang dada dang master shared a video of himself with a Dominican woman he just met and told of his dilemma. He said he feels like a "mumu" and like "shit" because he didn't get to "f***" her.

He isn't sure whether to be angry that he spent money and didn't get to sleep with her or whether he should be happy because good girls "are not suppose to f**k on the 1st date" and he has found a good girl. He's now asking for his followers' advice on whether to call her again or just move on.

Read what he wrote below.

Posted: at 1-02-2018 10:03 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- slimber at 1-02-2018 10:11 PM (7 years ago)
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See question nah followers go follow you leave with her hmmmm nah waaa
Posted: at 1-02-2018 10:11 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Marakelvs at 1-02-2018 10:51 PM (7 years ago)
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I don't even know b/w Obj, Oshiomhole and ds guy who fine pass sef.
Posted: at 1-02-2018 10:51 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- WhaleDog at 2-02-2018 12:30 AM (7 years ago)
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Who is he ? Someone tell dis attention seeker to go get a job or grab my shovel ,and I ma take u on my construction tour whip ma carte
Posted: at 2-02-2018 12:30 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abogado at 2-02-2018 02:17 AM (7 years ago)
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Hope you're coming for your father's burial come up on April?
Posted: at 2-02-2018 02:17 AM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ruthie at 2-02-2018 09:28 AM (7 years ago)
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this one na poor church rat and fool
Posted: at 2-02-2018 09:28 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- fineboy77 at 2-02-2018 09:43 AM (7 years ago)
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this guys humor is sick
Posted: at 2-02-2018 09:43 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nature7888 at 2-02-2018 05:19 PM (7 years ago)
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This guy don d get the attention wey him d find sha. LOL
Posted: at 2-02-2018 05:19 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SOGaiya at 3-02-2018 01:12 PM (7 years ago)
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Misery guy in diaspora
Posted: at 3-02-2018 01:12 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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