Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
 
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!' 

She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'
 

Posted: at 28-04-2010 05:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lolz

Posted: at 28-04-2010 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

you try sojaman....

Posted: at 28-04-2010 05:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

hahahahaha

Posted: at 28-04-2010 07:24 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Lol

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Posted: at 28-04-2010 10:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

that was smart man............

Posted: at 29-04-2010 10:26 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

yes... right.

Posted: at 29-04-2010 11:59 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

huh?... don't tell me we're having some kind of parade.

Posted: at 29-04-2010 12:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

give me a ref

Posted: at 29-04-2010 12:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmm

Posted: at 29-04-2010 12:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac